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madinmaryland

(64,933 posts)
Thu Mar 1, 2012, 08:13 PM Mar 2012

Rush Limpballs is nearly sixty and has been married four times and has yet to sire any children.

That tells me a couple of things.

One, their will be NO descendants of the oxycontin addict.

Two, he either uses contraception,is IMPOTENT, or does not have sex with women, but is in actuality is not heterosexual.

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Rush Limpballs is nearly sixty and has been married four times and has yet to sire any children. (Original Post) madinmaryland Mar 2012 OP
Rumors about Rush's boy-sex vacations are commonplace now banned from Kos Mar 2012 #1
A caller on the Ed Radio Show today said he knew Limpballs in High School and as a young adult and Lint Head Mar 2012 #2
Most important this heritage line has been halted Thinkingabout Mar 2012 #3
THANK GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TheCowsCameHome Mar 2012 #4
No, no, no, no - much more simple. HopeHoops Mar 2012 #5
That's because he is too limp to have sex or Auntie Bush Mar 2012 #6
I'm pretty old but I still think it's necessary to actually have intercourse tularetom Mar 2012 #7
Thank God for Small Favors! liberal_mama Mar 2012 #8
What? You mean none of his wives wanted to do it with him? muntrv Mar 2012 #9
Google "Jeff Christie" (not the musician). 11 Bravo Mar 2012 #10
Yes. That is what I think the issue is. The man doth protesteth too much. madinmaryland Mar 2012 #12
As a third option, he could be a eunuch. madinmaryland Mar 2012 #11
I was eating supper while reading this... w8liftinglady Mar 2012 #13

Lint Head

(15,064 posts)
2. A caller on the Ed Radio Show today said he knew Limpballs in High School and as a young adult and
Thu Mar 1, 2012, 08:28 PM
Mar 2012

that he would often hire male prostitutes. Hesaid he and his friends knew it and thought it was ridiculous that people eventually started taking Puss Lipbalm seriously.

Thinkingabout

(30,058 posts)
3. Most important this heritage line has been halted
Thu Mar 1, 2012, 08:33 PM
Mar 2012

He is one of the most vile people I have ever heard. Why seemily intelligent people listen to him is beyond me. I really think this contraceptive thing is trying to cover up the crazies coming from the repubs. The same people who want less government is reaching too far. They want to cry the government is not allowing them to practice their religion, what about my practice.

 

HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)
5. No, no, no, no - much more simple.
Thu Mar 1, 2012, 08:38 PM
Mar 2012

None of them could find Mr. Dinky and they all burnt their asses on the ceiling light.

Auntie Bush

(17,528 posts)
6. That's because he is too limp to have sex or
Thu Mar 1, 2012, 08:43 PM
Mar 2012

all his wives were sterile...or he used birth control. Guess which one?

tularetom

(23,664 posts)
7. I'm pretty old but I still think it's necessary to actually have intercourse
Thu Mar 1, 2012, 08:44 PM
Mar 2012

in order to father a child.

And I don't think this fat bag of pus has ever done that. I suspect your premise that he is not heterosexual is correct, not that there is anything wrong with that.

But he obviously thinks somethin is wrong with it because he's gone to such lengths to cover it up. Millions of $ to women merely for pretending to be married to him is a lot to pay out to avoid admitting he's gay.

liberal_mama

(1,495 posts)
8. Thank God for Small Favors!
Thu Mar 1, 2012, 08:46 PM
Mar 2012

I'm thrilled that he didn't breed any children. They'd probably be just like him.

I'd love to know if he's using contraception. He's the hypocrite of all hypocrites.

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