Due to the Republican budget priorities our family have decided to make cuts in the same mode

[Ichingcarpenter]

We plan on cutting our food budget first and then education for our children. We do plan to go on vacation to national parks. but we won't see what the weather will be so we are heading to the Gulf States first and take a chance. Heck we never seen a hurricane anyway.

We plan to buy plenty of guns but no butter, heck we might even hire private contractors to help us with the defense of our home. In fact we want to put up a giant wall around the property.

The kids and grandma don't matter anyway since they found a headstart with Jesus and his meals on wheels.


My driveway is filled with potholes but car repairs just help this nation's part suppliers from China

Have I got my priorities straight?...... I thought so.