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Mon Oct 21, 2013, 11:16 PM

 

I have officially seen it all: Vagina cakes for baby showers



Seriously? We have women all over the world who can barely find enough food for themselves, never mind the baby they are delivering in squalor, and people in this country are making vagina cakes?

Somebody PLEASE tell me this is a hoax.

http://www.mommyish.com/2013/10/14/vagina-cakes/

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Reply I have officially seen it all: Vagina cakes for baby showers (Original post)
Kelvin Mace Oct 2013 OP
Aristus Oct 2013 #1
DesertFlower Oct 2013 #2
yuiyoshida Oct 2013 #45
texanwitch Oct 2013 #3
Kelvin Mace Oct 2013 #4
The Velveteen Ocelot Oct 2013 #11
texanwitch Oct 2013 #18
WorseBeforeBetter Oct 2013 #24
Kelvin Mace Oct 2013 #42
1000words Oct 2013 #5
Renew Deal Oct 2013 #6
WCLinolVir Oct 2013 #9
QC Oct 2013 #47
Renew Deal Oct 2013 #51
Marrah_G Oct 2013 #88
polly7 Oct 2013 #91
Lil Missy Oct 2013 #7
WCLinolVir Oct 2013 #8
DJ13 Oct 2013 #13
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Kelvin Mace Oct 2013 #41
gopiscrap Oct 2013 #10
closeupready Oct 2013 #61
notadmblnd Oct 2013 #12
Lex Oct 2013 #21
MADem Oct 2013 #14
nadinbrzezinski Oct 2013 #15
snooper2 Oct 2013 #59
Brickbat Oct 2013 #62
redqueen Oct 2013 #85
bettyellen Oct 2013 #99
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Demo_Chris Oct 2013 #16
bigwillq Oct 2013 #17
Kelvin Mace Oct 2013 #43
bigwillq Oct 2013 #49
Blue Owl Oct 2013 #19
texanwitch Oct 2013 #23
kestrel91316 Oct 2013 #22
Niceguy1 Oct 2013 #25
Warpy Oct 2013 #26
ismnotwasm Oct 2013 #28
Warpy Oct 2013 #29
3catwoman3 Oct 2013 #27
EOTE Oct 2013 #93
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Skittles Oct 2013 #32
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Lancero Oct 2013 #33
LittleBlue Oct 2013 #34
Warren DeMontague Oct 2013 #35
Kelvin Mace Oct 2013 #48
Niceguy1 Oct 2013 #118
Cali_Democrat Oct 2013 #36
cui bono Oct 2013 #37
JP0 Oct 2013 #38
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NBachers Oct 2013 #39
Kelvin Mace Oct 2013 #40
HappyMe Oct 2013 #44
polly7 Oct 2013 #46
Brickbat Oct 2013 #50
tridim Oct 2013 #52
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Kelvin Mace Oct 2013 #70
PeteSelman Oct 2013 #53
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pipi_k Oct 2013 #54
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Response to Kelvin Mace (Original post)

Mon Oct 21, 2013, 11:17 PM

1. ...




Really?...

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Response to Aristus (Reply #1)

Mon Oct 21, 2013, 11:18 PM

2. well said. nt

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Response to Aristus (Reply #1)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 08:37 AM

45. This is very

disturbing.

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Response to Kelvin Mace (Original post)

Mon Oct 21, 2013, 11:18 PM

3. There is a website for cakes like this.

Who would want to eat this cake.

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Response to texanwitch (Reply #3)

Mon Oct 21, 2013, 11:22 PM

4. Good question

 

I would like a list of names so I can post them by my door and make sure no of these people ever enter my house.

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Response to texanwitch (Reply #3)

Mon Oct 21, 2013, 11:38 PM

11. It's called Cake Wrecks.

And it's one of the funniest things on the Internets. http://www.cakewrecks.com/

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Response to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #11)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 12:03 AM

18. Thank you.

I couldn't remember the name.

This cake would fit right in.

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Response to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #11)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 12:26 AM

24. Some of those Halloween cakes are pretty awesome!

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Response to WorseBeforeBetter (Reply #24)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 08:31 AM

42. Now that is cool

 

and far LESS nightmare inducing.

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Response to Kelvin Mace (Original post)

Mon Oct 21, 2013, 11:23 PM

5. It's a far more intriguing artistic statement than it is dessert.

 

Let them eat cake.

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Response to Kelvin Mace (Original post)

Mon Oct 21, 2013, 11:25 PM

6. Yes, but have you tried the placenta cupcakes?

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Response to Renew Deal (Reply #6)

Mon Oct 21, 2013, 11:31 PM

9. Placenta pizza! LOL.

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Response to WCLinolVir (Reply #9)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 08:40 AM

47. Just like Mom used to make! n/t

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Response to QC (Reply #47)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 09:24 AM

51. Ohhhhh

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Response to QC (Reply #47)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 01:51 PM

88. ~spank~

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Response to QC (Reply #47)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 02:00 PM

91. Love it, lol!

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Response to Kelvin Mace (Original post)

Mon Oct 21, 2013, 11:28 PM

7. oh my. *groan*

tacky

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Response to Kelvin Mace (Original post)

Mon Oct 21, 2013, 11:29 PM

8. How about those penis cakes?

I think it's funny. It may not be in good taste, but it is a baby shower, and you don't have to eat it if you don't want to. Or look at it. Or ....

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Response to WCLinolVir (Reply #8)

Mon Oct 21, 2013, 11:46 PM

13. Those tend to be a lot smaller in person than they look in the photo

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Response to DJ13 (Reply #13)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 12:07 AM

20. LOL-this cake does not represent actual size.

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Response to WCLinolVir (Reply #8)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 08:31 AM

41. Can't say I am a big fan

 

of phallic cakes either.

As I said elsewhere, if I were a first time mom, that would be VERY unsettling.

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Response to Kelvin Mace (Original post)

Mon Oct 21, 2013, 11:32 PM

10. OMG

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Response to gopiscrap (Reply #10)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 11:12 AM

61. +1.

 

:barf:

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Response to Kelvin Mace (Original post)

Mon Oct 21, 2013, 11:41 PM

12. And I thought my kitty litter cake was tacky

No, I could not eat that.

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Response to notadmblnd (Reply #12)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 12:09 AM

21. I made one of those with my nephew

when he was 11 or 12. He loved making it and taking pictures of it, yes, and even eating it.

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Response to Kelvin Mace (Original post)

Mon Oct 21, 2013, 11:48 PM

14. And to think I once thought the dancing brassiere commercial on television was "TMI".....nt

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Response to Kelvin Mace (Original post)

Mon Oct 21, 2013, 11:49 PM

15. And having delivered a few kids

 

in squalor mind you. This is not accurate, one bit.

(Yes as a medic in the Mexican Red Cross I helped deliver a few babies, or as I like to call it, assisted mom in her pushing the baby out. When there are no complications we are there as the ra ra team. Now we had complications a couple of times, and those WERE SCARY MOMENTS for all concerned)

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Response to nadinbrzezinski (Reply #15)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 11:10 AM

59. No Way!

 

That cake isn't accurate in what it looks like?


Actually, you are right, they need to add some vernix by using opaque-ish frosting all over the head

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Response to nadinbrzezinski (Reply #15)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 11:13 AM

62. "This is not accurate, one bit."

It's a CAKE.

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Response to Brickbat (Reply #62)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 01:34 PM

85. lol

WHY IS THIS JOKE CAKE NOT MEDICALLY ACCURATE I DEMAND A REFUND

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Response to redqueen (Reply #85)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 02:28 PM

99. HA HA HA

 

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Response to redqueen (Reply #85)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 04:32 PM

106. Bwaahahahaha!

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Response to Kelvin Mace (Original post)

Mon Oct 21, 2013, 11:56 PM

16. Okay, that's absolutely horrifying. WTF nt

 

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Response to Kelvin Mace (Original post)

Mon Oct 21, 2013, 11:58 PM

17. BWAH! I just laughed out loud.

 



I would never want that as my cake, but folks are free to pay for what they want.
But, yea, that is just awful.

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Response to bigwillq (Reply #17)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 08:34 AM

43. I don't question people's right to make/buy such a cake

 

I question the taste, judgment and appropriateness.

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Response to Kelvin Mace (Reply #43)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 08:58 AM

49. I think it's ugly but

 

other than that, fine with it. .

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Response to Kelvin Mace (Original post)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 12:06 AM

19. GAH!

Could do w/out the doll head -- creepy!

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Response to Blue Owl (Reply #19)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 12:14 AM

23. There is 9 more to look at on the link.

O well.

I guess someone meant well.

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Response to Kelvin Mace (Original post)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 12:10 AM

22. If that's what being a mother involves, I'm glad I never took the plunge.

 

That cake is terrifying. I could NEVER eat it. I don't care how much chocolate is in it.

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Response to Kelvin Mace (Original post)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 12:39 AM

25. yuck

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Response to Kelvin Mace (Original post)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 12:54 AM

26. Ugh. I'll pass, thanks

The baby cakes were creepy enough.

I'm sure there are feminists who are far purer than I am who find this sort of thing a celebration of womanhood.

Thanks anyway, but I prefer the ones from a gentler era, when there were frosting booties on top or something equally cutesy.

I suppose there will be afterbirth cakes next. And yes, I've already seen one.

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Response to Warpy (Reply #26)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 12:56 AM

28. Not this feminist

That's bloody disgusting.

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Response to ismnotwasm (Reply #28)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 12:59 AM

29. I posted a Cthulu pie over at another site

and one of the crazy people over there went and made one.

I think I'll just leave this one here and hope nobody else picks it up.

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Response to Kelvin Mace (Original post)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 12:55 AM

27. Technically...

...it would be a perineum cake.

Either way, that is beyond crass. (I was going to say beyond poor taste, but...)

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Response to 3catwoman3 (Reply #27)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 02:03 PM

93. No, it taint.

If that's a woman's perineum, she's in very bad shape.

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Response to Kelvin Mace (Original post)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 01:13 AM

30. Google has some of these and many more.

Never mind. The link won't post nicely.

Google the subject title and view the linked Google images.

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Response to Kelvin Mace (Original post)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 01:14 AM

31. I WANT THE EYEBALLS!!!!!

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Response to Kelvin Mace (Original post)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 01:41 AM

32. I refuse to attend baby showers

Last edited Tue Oct 22, 2013, 04:40 PM - Edit history (1)

I just cannot stand to be around that mindset - it does not compute

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Response to Skittles (Reply #32)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 10:26 AM

57. +1

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Response to PasadenaTrudy (Reply #57)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 02:25 PM

97. you know it, PasadenaTrudy

I cannot even PRETEND to be happy while participating in such insipid crap

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Response to Skittles (Reply #32)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 01:09 PM

80. My wife refuses to go to them

 

hate splaying all those little games mostly..she mails a gift..and is happier that way

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Response to fitman (Reply #80)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 02:24 PM

96. your wife is my kind of gal, fitman

yes INDEED

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Response to Kelvin Mace (Original post)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 01:47 AM

33. Whats with the...

Severed baby head?

Seriously. Thats what it looks like.

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Response to Kelvin Mace (Original post)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 01:53 AM

34. Not sure which is more disturbing

 

the vagina or the baby head.

8/10 on the ewwww scale

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Response to Kelvin Mace (Original post)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 01:56 AM

35. You lost me with the thing about "women all over the world.." not that it's not true, but extraneous

and irrelevant.

I mean, by that logic, ANY cake for a baby shower would be a problem, because there are women and babies in squalor. Not just a vagina cake.

I think the objections to this are probably aesthetic, not to mention the serious medical and biological inaccuracy.

But I have to believe someone is putting someone on. Or else they've got a wicked sense of humor.

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Response to Warren DeMontague (Reply #35)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 08:54 AM

48. Look at the link

 

they have nine more cakes in a similar vein, so not a joke.

A celebration of a coming birth with friends and a cake? Not really a problem, nor terribly expensive. But to expend 3-5 times the financial resources on that monstrosity...

Sorry, just strikes me as inappropriate conspicuous consumption.

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Response to Kelvin Mace (Reply #48)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 06:37 PM

118. the cake boss

Makes some really cool babyshower cakes....love the one he made for his wife

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Response to Kelvin Mace (Original post)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 01:59 AM

36. Cool!

 

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Response to Kelvin Mace (Original post)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 02:06 AM

37. omg... that is so gross.

Sending it to all my gfs! lol.

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Response to cui bono (Reply #37)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 02:36 AM

38. and where is the beauty in that?

there's blood , there's even shaved hair represented.. yuck!!

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Response to JP0 (Reply #38)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 10:12 AM

55. welcome to DU

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Response to Kelvin Mace (Original post)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 03:19 AM

39. But what if it's twins?

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Response to NBachers (Reply #39)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 08:28 AM

40. I am guessing that for first time moms

 

that cake would give them nightmares.

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Response to Kelvin Mace (Original post)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 08:35 AM

44. Oh no.



That's just nasty.

I don't particularly like baby showers as it is, that cake would make me head for the exit pdq.

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Response to Kelvin Mace (Original post)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 08:40 AM

46. LOL!

Is that strawberries I see there? I bet the cake is good ...

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Response to Kelvin Mace (Original post)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 09:04 AM

50. Birth cakes is what did it for you?

I think they're hilarious.

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Response to Kelvin Mace (Original post)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 09:33 AM

52. How does one tastefully cut a vagina cake?

Vaginas, good. Vagina cakes with bloody berry decorations, not so good.

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Response to tridim (Reply #52)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 11:54 AM

68. Episiotomy!

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Response to tridim (Reply #52)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 12:41 PM

70. And what about our mixed messages here?

 

I though we were against "female genital mutilation".

Am I just weird for thinking that symbolically cutting up a woman's genitals AND her new born child is just disturbing?

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Response to Kelvin Mace (Original post)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 09:38 AM

53. Lighten up Francis.

What difference does it make what shape the cake is in? You might as well be saying how dare anyone eat cake at all, considering all the starving people in the world.

Ridiculous outrage over absolutely nothing.

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Response to PeteSelman (Reply #53)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 12:44 PM

71. As I point out in another post

 

We put this cake out, then we take a knife and symbolically cut up a woman's vagina AND her child.

Oooohh, can I have a slice of labia and a quarter of the baby's skull?

Strikes me as a bit inappropriate.

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Response to Kelvin Mace (Reply #71)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 01:48 PM

86. I still think you're taking it waaaay too seriously.

Do you think of SpongeBob cake is traumatic for children because you're cutting up SpongeBob? Or what about picture cakes with people on them? Are you symbolically murdering them?

C'mon. It's a novelty cake.

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Response to PeteSelman (Reply #86)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 04:26 PM

104. Spongebob isn't a real person

 

As to cakes with people on them, to be honest, I wouldn't do it.

As satire this is funny. As an actual baby shower food, it is tacky, and rather revolting.

But that is just me.

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Response to Kelvin Mace (Original post)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 10:00 AM

54. Way too optimistic

IMO.

Anybody ever actually SEEN a baby being born?

Of course!

There is no way on earth a full term baby's head is that much smaller than the "door" he's passing through.

If that cake is disturbing, the reality would be way more disturbing if it were portrayed correctly.

That being said, though...

I love cake. I'd probably ask for a piece with the most frosting on it.



PS..and on closer examination, it looks like the baby's head is emerging from the labia minora, not the actual vaginal opening below it.

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Response to pipi_k (Reply #54)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 12:09 PM

69. As I said above, not quite accurate.

 

And most people have not seen other kids born.

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Response to nadinbrzezinski (Reply #69)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 12:44 PM

72. Of course it's not accurate.

It's a damn CAKE!

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Response to nadinbrzezinski (Reply #69)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 02:08 PM

94. I think someone

wouldn't necessarily have to see a baby being born to figure it out, especially if they're old enough to have made a baby in the first place.

There is just no opening on the human body large enough to permit full term baby Whack-a-mole.

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Response to pipi_k (Reply #94)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 02:35 PM

100. Exactly

 

Creative license some might argue

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Response to Kelvin Mace (Original post)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 10:20 AM

56. CALM DOWN!

Come on, breathe. Short breaths. You can do it. Keep breathing.
Now PUSH!

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Response to Kelvin Mace (Original post)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 11:06 AM

58. how come I got an image of Total Recall in my head from that

 






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Response to Name removed (Reply #60)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 11:32 AM

65. You just broke my irony meter.

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Response to Kelvin Mace (Original post)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 11:13 AM

63. Alerting!

 

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Response to L0oniX (Reply #63)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 12:46 PM

74. Mmm... why?

 

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Response to Kelvin Mace (Reply #74)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 01:02 PM

78. Are we sarcasm challenged?

 

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Response to L0oniX (Reply #78)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 04:29 PM

105. No, but the post is ambiguous

 

And I have had a much less "graphic" post challenged.

I shall re-calibrate my sarcasm meter for you.

(Meant as humorous, not sarcastic)

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Response to Kelvin Mace (Original post)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 11:18 AM

64. Sick--but pretty fucking funny.

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Response to TwilightGardener (Reply #64)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 12:45 PM

73. Funny as a concept,

 

sick if you actually do it, in my opinion.

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Response to Kelvin Mace (Original post)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 11:51 AM

66. Horrible.

Some people are just disgusting.

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Response to Kelvin Mace (Original post)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 11:53 AM

67. What. the. fuck. Just when you think you've seen everything.

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Response to Kelvin Mace (Original post)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 12:51 PM

75. woah! That is Hilarious...

 

I think...



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Response to Whisp (Reply #75)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 12:54 PM

76. I think it would have been hilarious on

 

a satirical show, say "SNL" or "Arrested Development", but as an actual cake that many people are making, not so much.

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Response to Kelvin Mace (Original post)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 12:55 PM

77. I'll be honest and say that it simply doesn't seem like a big deal to me

Not my cup of tea, but I'm not going to blow a gasket about it, either.

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Response to Kelvin Mace (Original post)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 01:03 PM

79. Just begs for this song. . .

"Pregnant Women Are Smug" - Garfunkel and Oates


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Response to Kelvin Mace (Original post)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 01:15 PM

81. I just find it in poor taste

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Response to get the red out (Reply #81)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 02:53 PM

102. And I just care if it tastes good.

 



--imm

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Response to Kelvin Mace (Original post)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 01:18 PM

82. The pubic hair sprinkles aren't exactly helping things here

n/t

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Response to Blue Owl (Reply #82)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 05:39 PM

114. It's the little touches

 

that make it pretty revolting, or funny, apparently, judging by some of the posts here.

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Response to Kelvin Mace (Original post)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 01:28 PM

83. That's awesome. Might get one for my wife for her birthday.

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Response to cbdo2007 (Reply #83)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 05:41 PM

115. I hope you know your wife well

 

or a good divorce lawyer if you don't.

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Response to Kelvin Mace (Reply #115)

Wed Oct 23, 2013, 10:03 AM

120. Why wouldn't I know my wife well?

That was an odd statement.

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Response to Kelvin Mace (Original post)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 01:32 PM

84. So... did the penis and boob cakes that have been popular for decades help alleviate world hunger?

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Response to redqueen (Reply #84)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 01:50 PM

87. !

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Response to redqueen (Reply #84)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 04:35 PM

108. I have never been a big fan of them either

 

to be honest.

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Response to redqueen (Reply #84)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 04:36 PM

109. thank you.

I think I made the exact same point.

I would hope no one thinks this cake is an accurate depiction of human reproductive physiology, though. A baby born that way is in serious trouble, as is the mom.

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Response to Kelvin Mace (Original post)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 01:54 PM

89. Sure, what the hell.

 

Why not.

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Response to Kelvin Mace (Original post)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 01:56 PM

90. I'd lick that.

 

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Response to Vashta Nerada (Reply #90)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 04:34 PM

107. Yeah,

 

but you give people additional shadows, then strip all the flesh of them and spit out their bones.

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Response to Kelvin Mace (Reply #107)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 04:46 PM

110. Oooooh.

 

Someone actually knows my screen name is a Doctor Who villain!

Awesome!

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Response to Vashta Nerada (Reply #110)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 05:35 PM

113. My sister is on here somewhere and she would nail it too

 

In converted her starting with Eccleston, but I go back to to Baker myself. Though I love them all...

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Response to Kelvin Mace (Original post)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 02:01 PM

92. That must be the tackiest cake I've ever seen. Yuck!!!!!

I hope that at least it tasted good.

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Response to Beacool (Reply #92)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 04:23 PM

103. Who would eat it?

 

I certainly wouldn't.

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Response to Kelvin Mace (Reply #103)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 08:44 PM

119. Good point..........

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Response to Kelvin Mace (Original post)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 02:08 PM

95. The baker was never the same after he saw "Alien."

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Response to Kelvin Mace (Original post)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 02:28 PM

98. Should've been a woman sitting on a toilet.

 

It's very erotic.

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Response to Kelvin Mace (Original post)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 02:47 PM

101. You'll have to admit, though, the kid looks cozy.

All snug and warm.

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Response to Kelvin Mace (Original post)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 04:52 PM

111. It's hilarious - so much better than the usual baby-glurge themes

Though I'm still going with an Alien with a baby ripping out of it if/when my BFF decides to go that route ...

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Response to REP (Reply #111)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 05:32 PM

112. With friends like these...

 

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Response to Kelvin Mace (Original post)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 05:42 PM

116. lol

I like the creativity of it. Wouldn't eat it though.

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Response to Lyta2000 (Reply #116)

Tue Oct 22, 2013, 05:48 PM

117. welcome to DU

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