I hereby inaugurate The Caption Contest To End All Caption Contests.

[WilliamPitt]

Photo from the National Archives.

Go.

[pintobean]

4. That's old

and it's bigotry.

[arcane1]

6. I think the photo was taken in DC.

Unless I'm mistaken.

But please, continue to insult the residents of an entire state

[TheCowsCameHome]

2. "Nancy, I'll have Diddybop bring the limo around......."

[WilliamPitt]

3. Reagan:

Reagan: "Is the butler checking out my ass again? He's totally checking out my ass again, I know it. OK, Next time I see him, I'm gonna say something."

Butler: "Damn, I would love to kick that ass up between his shoulderblades."

[Blue Owl]

5. Talk to the hand, Ronny

n/t

[spanone]

7. 'really? five times....nancy?'

[Turbineguy]

8. Well Ron,

what did the King and you have to discuss?

[underpants]

9. Nancy let's help this nice lady to her Cadillac so she can go get her welfare check

[enough]

12. You must have lived through the Reagan years. This has the ring of truth. (nt)

[underpants]

14. 14 in 1981

Yeah I lived through the Reagan years

[Brother Buzz]

10. What do the Cards and Michael Jackson have in common?

[11 Bravo]

11. Five damn times this decrepit old fart asked me if I know who Bonzo is?

Dude, I KNOW my chimps! (And please! Have him tell his crazy-ass nurse or whoever that is standing next to me that NO, I do NOT want her to tell my what my fucking horoscope says!)

[TheCowsCameHome]

13. "That glove - Nancy, are you sure your new Ob-Gyn is licensed?"

[RagAss]

15. "and you're the Prime Minister of what country is it again ?"

[VanillaRhapsody]

27. Okay that one really got a chuckle out of me...2 thumbs up!

[underpants]

16. He's the King what you say Nance?

The King of Pop

Oh ...well I will talk to Jim Baker tomorrow and see is we can bomb this Pop country. Maybe smoke will show up on that globe I have in the Oval Office and I will know where it is.

[arely staircase]

17. wax museum opens nt

[Tikki]

18. Mommy,is this our new butler? He says he lives close enough to the ranch to make it to work on time.

Tikki

[displacedtexan]

19. Nixon only had Elvis to lead his War on Drugs army...

Sorry, that's all i've got. This pic is just too disturbing. I like MJ way better than the Bonzos.

[underpants]

20. MJ - Whew! glad to be outside. The entourage they have in there are lights out CRAZY!!

[IcyPeas]

21. Nancy should have told MJ "just say NO"

[beac]

22. Moonie, Moonwalk, Moonbat.

[cthulu2016]

23. Reagan" "And what part of Africa is Pop in?"

(MJ referred to himself as "the King of Pop" so the joke here is a play on Reagan's presumed cluelessness as to who they had him meeting that day)

[hootinholler]

24. Well Nancy, thanks for inviting Elvis over.

That photo is priceless!

[VanillaRhapsody]

28. I would love to hear Ron Junior say that!

speaking of Ron Jr. wonder what he would caption?

[cigsandcoffee]

25. "No, Ronnie - that's not the Prime Minister of Ghana."

[mike_c]

26. words fail....

[arthritisR_US]

29. Screw Apartheid, Mikey lets you and me show

'em how much I love you blacks!

[VanillaRhapsody]

30. Look Nancy...its that other Beatle ...Sgt Pepper

[truebluegreen]

31. "Nancy, I want an outfit like that."

[Liberal_in_LA]

32. he was so talented..and i'm not referring to reagan