100 Things You Can Say To Irritate A Republican (HUMOR)

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100 Things You Can Say To Irritate A Republican (HUMOR)
Author: Stephen D. Foster Jr. January 14, 2013 12:03 am



Conservatives are so easy to anger these days. Even the most insignificant statement can set off their tempers. If you want to enrage a conservative, I suggest saying the following:

1. A Socialist wrote the Pledge of Allegiance.
2. Jesus healed the sick and helped the poor, for free.
3. Joseph McCarthy was an un-American, witch hunting sissy.
4. Jefferson Davis and Robert E. Lee were traitors.
5. The South lost the Civil War, get over it.
6. The Founding Fathers were liberals.
7. Fascism is a right-wing trait.
8. Sarah Palin is an idiot.
9. The Earth is round.
10. Reagan raised taxes eleven times as President.
11. Reagan legalized abortion as Governor of California.
12. Nixon created the Environmental Protection Agency.
13. Ronald Reagan supported gun control.
14. Global warming is real.
15. Republicans hate illegal immigrants, unless they need their lawns mowed or their houses cleaned...

MORE AT: http://www.addictinginfo.org/2013/01/14/100-things-you-can-say-to-irritate-a-republican/

[underpants]

1. +

[Half-Century Man]

2. You forgot

Happy Holidays

[monmouth3]

3. I say that purposely, drives them nuts..LOL..

[JoePhilly]

9. Say it in response to "Merry Christmas" and they twitch.

I was in a store last year and the woman behind the counter was saying "Merry Christmas" to each person as they checked out, but the way she said it was over the top.

And then at one point she said to one customer (who I think she knew), "No one is going to stop ME from saying merry Christmas!"

So I checked out, and she said "Merry Christmas" ... and I said "and Happy Holidays to you."

Her stunned expression was priceless.

[Populist_Prole]

4. Two more

- Tax the churches

- Cut the military

[MH1]

6. Re: your second one

"In what branch, and when did you serve?"

Most of them can't answer that, because they didn't. Effin' chickenhawks.

[Populist_Prole]

11. 101st Fighting Keyboardists

They seem to have a lot of veteran chickenhawks.

Really though, I've never yet met a veteran who is nearly as hawkish as the chickenhawk neocons that I've run into.

[Capt. Obvious]

5. Rape porn

[Brigid]

7. I like #83 the best.

But I would add "Too many of them just don't realize it."

[lark]

8. Love #16

"The military is a government-run institution, so why do Republicans approve the defense budget?"

I can't wait to use this next time I get into a political conversation with my mother. This to me totally captures the hypocrisy and brainlessness of most of today's Repugs.

[IDemo]

10. They will kick back on #7

They've grown fond lately of defining "Nazi" (and hence fascism) as a socialist ideology since, well, it contains the word "socialist". Neverminding the actual history.

[niyad]

12. 35, 36, 37 and 42

pity that some of the people who chose to comment after that article are so humour-deficient. nor did they get that the statements are actual facts, not just something made up.

[Jamaal510]

13. If I could add a few more...

101. The old confederates from the Democratic Party switched to the GOP after the CR Act.
102. Rachel Maddow is sexy.
103. Libya is in Africa (wink to Michele Bachmann)
104. Hawaii is part of the U.S.
105. Obama won over 50% of the vote twice.
106. Democrats fall in love. Republicans fall in line.
107. Rand Paul looks like he has a beaver on his head.
108. Oxyrush Pillbaugh.
109. Obama is the worst socialist ever.
110. Hispanics/Latinos can be White, too (see Zimmerman).
111. Fiscal conservative policies foster dependency.
112. No one has control over what race they are, or what their sexual orientation is.
113. Eisenhower's top tax rate was 90%.
114. Democratic administrations have created over 40M jobs in the past half-century, compared to 24M under the GOP.
115. Slanted-head Hannity.
116. If MSNBC were a true liberal network, then David Gregory, Joe Scarborough, Chuck Todd, and S.E. Cupp would've never been hired to host shows.
117. Higher ratings=/=higher quality news
118. College tuition should be free.
119. Move to Somalia.
120. New Black Panther Party is just a front group that isn't even taken seriously by the average Black person.