"It takes a big man to admit he's wrong, but I'm not!" . . . Please come CAPTION Bill O'Reilly!!!

[skip fox]

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Bill ("I'll not let truth stand in my way!&quot O'Reilly is saying: "They are absolutely wrong calling Christmas a religious holiday. . . . Nothing could be further from the truth. . . . It's a secular holiday. . . . Pure and simple. . . . And every right-thinking American knows it! . . . Next the progressives will be calling Our Holy Lord Jesus Christ a religious figure!. . . . Imagine!"

[underpants]

1. Yes of course I am a victim just like you are a victim

But we are MANLY victims

[skip fox]

2. Channelling his essence, wherein are mixed John Wayne and a ripe martyr complex,

having been brought up on the lowest common denominator, ever seeking a lower still, spewing projective vomit of a fecal brew, etc.

[underpants]

3. Now let's bring on John Stossel and Monica Crowley

To tell us how they, like you, are manly victims. Later two women who could pass as low level porn stars to give you some wood before you dose off at 9 pm and ignore that mistake you made 40 years ago

[skip fox]

5. And I can go home re-enter the nameless horror of my dreams,

forever losing myself in the interstices between the one where other children are pelting me with dung, the one of my mother with these giant scissors and my willie a tiny vibrating prong, and the one where my dog is shoving his behind in my face, his tail mussing my hair, all of which will bring me to greater heights of deception, knowing how well I must deceive myself.

[underpants]

6. Next up, a SHOCKER that almost made me falafel my chair

[skip fox]

7. All I can tell you is that it has to do with Little Suzy, a pony, some crazy glue, and a pair of .

roller skates. . . . For the rest, you'll just have to stay tuned.

[underpants]

8. Or you can get a copy of my new book

Killing (yells off screen to ghostwriter "who are we killing now?" ..... "Really? He died he wasn't kil"..... Realizes he is still on air)

Killing Reagan. It isn't even finished and it is already a New York Times best seller (slimy wink to the camera)

[skip fox]

9. By the way, my next series will be titled

Being Me. . . . My working manuscript has already mapped out six volumes and I only up to the age of seventeen! . . (It's what you call an autobiography or hagiography or something.)

[underpants]

10. And now the word of the day

Twaddle - look it up

[skip fox]

11. And tomorrow's is "sodometrics." . . You may need a head start.

[randome]

4. "Every year about this time, I find a Christmas tree up my bum. You can't EXPLAIN that!"

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