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Tue Dec 17, 2013, 09:58 PM

Worse than the Ted Cruz coloring book: Pigboy writes a historical fiction book

http://www.amazon.com/Rush-Revere-Brave-Pilgrims-Time-Travel/dp/1476755868/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1387331634&sr=8-1&keywords=rush+revere

In it, Lard Ass Limbaugh takes on the role of a high school history teacher who teleports back in time to come to America with the Pilgrims. It's not as bad as you'd think; it's several orders of magnitude worse.

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Reply Worse than the Ted Cruz coloring book: Pigboy writes a historical fiction book (Original post)
jmowreader Dec 2013 OP
madokie Dec 2013 #1
Paulie Dec 2013 #2
jmowreader Dec 2013 #4
icymist Dec 2013 #3
Ken Burch Dec 2013 #9
icymist Dec 2013 #10
icymist Dec 2013 #11
TreasonousBastard Dec 2013 #5
MrScorpio Dec 2013 #6
Cracklin Charlie Dec 2013 #7
shenmue Dec 2013 #8
winter is coming Dec 2013 #12
Jamaal510 Dec 2013 #13
freshwest Dec 2013 #14

Response to jmowreader (Original post)

Tue Dec 17, 2013, 10:09 PM

1. He's off his rocker

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Response to jmowreader (Original post)

Tue Dec 17, 2013, 10:11 PM

2. Saw it on the table at Costco last night

I thought it was a parody.

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Response to Paulie (Reply #2)

Tue Dec 17, 2013, 10:24 PM

4. Isn't it?

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Response to jmowreader (Original post)

Tue Dec 17, 2013, 10:13 PM

3. Rush Revere?! LOLOL



A legend in his own mind!

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Response to icymist (Reply #3)

Tue Dec 17, 2013, 11:46 PM

9. The disproportionate head size in the cover illustration is very, very telling.

 

An actual human being with a head that much larger than his body would fatally snap his neck vertebrae in childhood.

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Response to Ken Burch (Reply #9)

Tue Dec 17, 2013, 11:53 PM

10. But, but, but, that's Super Rush Revere!!!!!

The more he lies, the bigger his head gets! History has nothing on Super Rush Revere! Unless, of course, he takes his magic pills which transforms him into Stupor Oxcy Rush!

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Response to icymist (Reply #10)

Wed Dec 18, 2013, 12:06 AM

11. Write a story about Stupor Rush Revere....

Listen children and gather around
and hear the story of Stupor Rush Revere...









I have to run out for a little bit. Someone add on the next lines!

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Response to jmowreader (Original post)

Tue Dec 17, 2013, 10:25 PM

5. Read a few pages and it is much, much...

worse than you can imagine. Written as a children's book. A bad one.

Bad as it is, though, it's better than Pigboy can do on his own, so who was desperate enough to ghostwrite it for him?

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Response to jmowreader (Original post)

Tue Dec 17, 2013, 10:31 PM

6. OxyContin is a hell of a drug. nt

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Response to MrScorpio (Reply #6)

Tue Dec 17, 2013, 10:41 PM

7. Apparently it makes you think you're exceptional.

He takes no responsibility for his disgusting behavior. But doesn't mind glomming onto the achievement of others.

Absolute slime!

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Response to jmowreader (Original post)

Tue Dec 17, 2013, 11:40 PM

8. Paul Revere ought to come up out of his grave and slap Limbaugh in the mouth

Blargh.

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Response to jmowreader (Original post)

Wed Dec 18, 2013, 12:22 AM

12. Most of his shows contain fictional history, so I guess we shouldn't be surprised. n/t

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Response to jmowreader (Original post)

Wed Dec 18, 2013, 12:34 AM

13. Rush Limbaugh--full-time radio talker, part-time toilet paper manufacturer. nt

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Response to jmowreader (Original post)

Wed Dec 18, 2013, 01:55 AM

14. We are being inundated with this shit in my blue area. Nearly gagged at my supermarket...

They had copies of batshit Glenn Beck's newest book:

Miracles and Massacres: True and Untold Stories of the Making of America

I left the book aisle in disgust but here is the Amazon page, andhow they are remaking the American mind:

ďGlennís story-telling in Miracles and Massacres is moving, provocative, and masterful. Each chapter reads like a non-fiction novelette. The book shows how the good, the bad, and the ugly of American history should be narrated: vividly and unflinchingly. These true-life tales also serve as stand-alone study guides -- inviting further discussion, debate, and action. Itís perfect for homeschoolers, classical educators, and history buffs of all ages. I can guarantee you two things: 1) Once you pick up Miracles and Massacres, you wonít be able to put down; and 2) You wonít be able to read it just once!Ē~MICHELLE MALKIN

http://www.amazon.com/Miracles-Massacres-Untold-Stories-America/dp/1476764743

On another website, Beck's description says Tokyo Rose was a hero. Certainly people are looking for the unknown truths, but this guy isn't quite this brilliant. His schtick is mostly end time, racist, sexist and Bircher.

Yup, good old Glenn Beck U. We used to have books by Franken, Moore, et al; now it's magazines boosting the AR-15 crowd, Tea Partiers, O'Reilly, Limbaugh, Beck, Savage, and others. The big money is going into overdrive.

They have their own culture being created, Ditthoheads, the Patriots and stuff. It's now infecting all areas, which is why I tell people not to laugh or look down at the South, it's coming to an area near you.

I think of Joe Barton, Beck's business partner and his pitiful book that has been proven so far off the mark, and fear for the future of America and the world. Carl Sagan saw this coming.

They are actively calling for the end of public educationl. This is not the case in my area at all; but they still passed a charter school initiative. They keep churning this stuff out, it's like a cultural avalanche. They shut down progressive radio and crewed with the net.

Oh, don't listen to me, I can just see this happening in slow motion and going faster and it gets to me, really it does.







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