Some Bullshit just Broke on the TV news this morning

[Ichingcarpenter]

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[randome]

1. Very good!

[hr][font color="blue"][center]You should never stop having childhood dreams.[/center][/font][hr]

[blackspade]

2. A great AM lol!

Nothing but win!

[Demo_Chris]

3. Okay, that was pretty well perfect. nt

[DamnYankeeInHouston]

4. Thank you! Total treat.

[mikeysnot]

5. What is this?

Bullshit?

[niyad]

29. OnionNewsNetwork (yes, the Onion is on television)

[mikeysnot]

48. I am very versed in the Onion.

I was introduced to it back in the early nineties. My first impression of it was an image of Ryne Sandburg of the Cubs sliding into second base being tagged out. The headline under it was "Chicago Cubs eliminated from playoff contention, in May".

Being an unfortunate Cub fan, I always get a chuckle out of that...

I was just being silly with my Bullshit response...

[VWolf]

57. Oh bullshit!

[mikeysnot]

62. Completely!

Bullshit!

[RC]

6. Where is that from?

CBS or FOX?

[Vilis Veritas]

7. That was brilliant.

It was so good, I was not laughing...well, at least until the reporter at the end said '...I'm just some f'ing guy...'

That struck me as freaking hilarious.

[VWolf]

8. The best part of these Onion videos are the crawlers

"Report: Kids now too lazy to imitate television violence"
"Military awards billion-dollar indoor weapons contract to Nerf"

[mountain grammy]

16. Thanks, was laughing so hard I missed the crawlers..

as soon as my vision clears I'll go back and watch again.

[VWolf]

42. I always watch Onion videos twice ...

first for the main content and second for the crawlers.

[countryjake]

47. Thanks for pointing that out!

I hadn't even noticed them first time I watched it.

[SmittynMo]

9. Now that's some serious fuckin bullshit - lmao n/t

[florida08]

10. hahahahahaha

[ctsnowman]

11. LOL

The need to includes twitter feeds.

[KurtNYC]

12. Not the Onion: "A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right

now than people dying in Africa." - Mark Zuckerberg

http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/m/mark_zuckerberg.html#ISSuL6u1WcCyurir.99

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

13. The thing about Geologists wanting money for marijuana research

would be totally true if we thought we could get it. Hell, even though it has been a decade I might try to write up an funding proposal on groundwater and marijuana and submit it to my old advisors for the hell of it.

Geologist make the Bed-Rock and Hydrogeologists love to do pump tests!

This post has been brought to you by:

[niyad]

28. you are truly evil!! you could write a proposal to test the effects of the garden of the gods on

marijuana growth rates and consumption, or some such. include the effects of legalization on the stoners' perceptions of the garden's geological importance.

[RoverSuswade]

14. Oh Snap! It's so CNN.

Whenever I channel flip and CNN appears it is just like this. Brilliant. I love the part where he is quoting emails and the email shown is something else. I hope Anderson Cooper sees this.

[Enthusiast]

15. I could have written that fucking bullshit.

I live it. [URL=.html][IMG][/IMG][/URL]

[mountain grammy]

17. Halarious...

[treestar]

18. so funny

[allan01]

19. re:Some Bullshit just Broke on the TV news this morning

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[ananda]

20. Wow. Now that was lol funny.

Loved it!

[mstinamotorcity2]

21. Funny, but maybe you should

edit and put in warning strong language. Wasn't thinking clicked on tape and got grand babies who talk very well repeating bullshit

[hue]

22. Indistinguishable from any other MSM report! Just a word vortex!

[TeeYiYi]

23. "I am angry that things like this happen...

...I get mad about every bullshit thing I see."

TYY

[lonestarnot]

24. LMAO. Truth of the matter!

[nolabear]

25. HOWLING over the actual bullshit on my TV machine.

[niyad]

26. actually, that was much more informative than some of the stuff that passes for news on the msm.

or the local bs, for that matter. OnionNewsNetwork nailed it.

loved the second eyewitness "I'm an older man. you can trust what I say"

[Solly Mack]

27. K&R

[magical thyme]

30. gotta hand it to the actors, they do a great job of keeping their faces straight!

[Mira]

31. Was it OK to watch this more than once. Damn that's funny. n/t

[Liberal_Stalwart71]

32. It's so cold here this morning, and I really needed this!

[Zorra]

33. Perfect. nt

[Proud Public Servant]

34. Enjoy this kind-of companion piece

From the BBC's Charlie Booker:

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[Demo_Chris]

46. That was hillarious as well. :)

[treestar]

52. lol

showing the UK is equally afflicted!

[Le Taz Hot]

35. Excellent!

[Octafish]

36. That is some serious reportage.

As that SHOWS exactly what's what and who's getting the old what's for.

[Vashta Nerada]

37. "I'm just some fucking guy."

[Liberal In Texas]

38. friggin' brilliant.

Still laughing.

[adirondacker]

39. Well Done!

[Sissyk]

40. Funny as hell!

[herding cats]

41. I think I saw that report when I was at the sandwich shop!

The one about the common thing that was happening and everyone was outraged over was playing on the TV when I was there! What are the odds of that?!

[Lifelong Protester]

43. "We'll check back with you in an hour

anyway"...

Loved that the emails were not what he was reading!

Too fun!
Glad about the "no sugar tubs in school vending machines" crawl.

[Egalitarian Thug]

44. "I've spent my entire life attending the nation's most prestigious schools

to talk about bullshit like this.", "I'm really just glad to be on TV." - Random Expert

[countryjake]

45. Getting to the bottom of a pile of bullshit really stinks!

[Aldo Leopold]

49. To quote a famous scatologist

Damn, that is some nice bullshit!

[TxDemChem]

50. Lol, now THAT'S some bullshit!

[openfield]

51. Just another day

In the vast wasteland of American "journalism".

[debunkthis]

53. Thanks for sharing!

Got a good chuckle out of this one

[cantbeserious]

54. Thank You For Sharing

eom

[Gothmog]

55. I love satire

This was very funny

[nilram]

56. Exactly what Noam Chomsky talks about. He'd laugh at it too if he had a sense of humor.

[LAGC]

58. Nobody does satire like the Onion!

They nail it every time.



The others (DailyCurrant, etc.) are rank amateurs...

[90-percent]

59. Well, that made me happy

the Onion's got it's groove back!

Boy do I love satire when it's well done! Bravo!

-90% Jimmy

[2naSalit]

60. !!!

rofl: :

"...and here's some footage of Congress."

"Yes, I see that."

"...let us know if there're any updates on this bullshit story from there."

"There's no way there will be."


Love it. After sitting through a two and half hour town council meeting earlier this evening, this is just what I needed!!

[nikto]

61. Touché