Alan Keyes Asks Jesus To Help Him Impeach Obama

[Initech]

Ever since the 2004 senatorial election, Alan Keyes has devoted himself entirely to hating Barack Obama and trying to undermine him as much as possible.

This has included challenges to his birth certificate and the oath of office, peddling conspiracy theories, and of course, calling nonstop for his impeachment, most recently calling on Americans to elect an entire 2014 congress based on the one single issue of trying to impeach Obama and remove him from office.

Apparently, Keyes has had a difficult time trying to get anyone beyond the usual anarchists, fascists and psychopaths to support his effort.

Nothing else could explain why, in a column at (where else?) WorldNetDaily, Keyes, after the usual rantings and ravings about how Obama is a "hardcore socialist" who, "as gangsters typically do, they encourage whatever vices they can manipulate" and has "worked to disparage, undermine and discard the U.S. Constitution," Keyes calls on Jesus Christ to aide in his impeachment efforts.

http://www.examiner.com/article/alan-keyes-calls-on-jesus-christ-to-help-him-impeach-obama

Really???

[giftedgirl77]

1. I used to date Jesus, man was he hot...

I bet you I could call my Jesus & get something done before he can.

[zbdent]

9. bet he was great at parties when

the keg ran out ...

[Initech]

12. Nobody fucks with the Jesus!

[giftedgirl77]

13. ...

[nyquil_man]

2. The last time I checked, there's a Republican majority in the House.

I guess Alan's not asking the right way...

[treestar]

3. Why doesn't Alan wonder why Jesus let Obama get elected in the first place?

Was that not a sign from God?

[freshwest]

8. The GOPhers said the Shrub's selection was Gawd's Will. Did God skip out or did he put Obama in?

Even Marie Antoinette didn't get to have her cake and eat it too...

[Liberal Veteran]

15. This handy chart should help explain it.

[treestar]

17. That sums it up! nt

[kwolf68]

4. My my My

Keyes should know that if God has a problem with what HE perceives as evil God WILL handle it and probably doesn't need his advice on who or what is evil. Keyes, please STFU, adults are talking here.

[Cirque du So-What]

5. Alan Keyes...Alan Keyes...

Oh, yeah, NOW I remember that guy!

[Ken Burch]

6. uh...Keyes is asking Jesus to do HIS will?

Isn't that supposed to be the other way around?

[NightWatcher]

7. The Marlins just signed Jesus to a minor league contract with an invite to Spring Training today

He had a 2.89 ERA in AAA last year

[Lint Head]

10. Please Jesus. Take Mr. Keyes up to heaven so he can be by yor side while you impeach Obama.

[shenmue]

11. That's funny, I asked Jesus to stop Alan Keyes

[madinmaryland]

14. I don't think any of the Alou brothers can assist an insane person. nt

[kwassa]

16. How does he get paid? He live in an expensive area ....

a few miles from where I work, and we never hear of him locally.

Here is an aerial view of his house.

http://www.celebrityhousepictures.com/alan-keyes.php