Sarah Palin’s Heavy Metal Grandma Show for animal killers is coming. You should be excited.

[DonViejo]

By TBogg
Saturday, February 22, 2014 16:18 EST

Former John McCain novelty act and english-as-a-third-language-when-saying-stuff word mangler Sarah Palin has another new teevee show starting real soon.

It is called Amazing America With Sarah Palin and it is the story of a small town girl who grew up and went to six or seven jucos and slightly bigger cosmetology schools so that she could talk sports on ActionNewsTeam-Wasilla, but instead she became the mama grizzly mayor of the meth capital of the Mat-Su valley, and then briefly the governor of that state that looks like Canada’s hemorrhoid.

And if that is not amazing enough, professional Sunday morning talk show guest, John McCain, once asked her to be one myocardial infarction away from being Leader Of The Free World.

So amazing and only in America!

However, upon further review, it looks like her show is going to be on the Sportsman Channel – which is like channel 3214 on your cable box – and it will probably be about killin’ stuff, ‘Murican=-style.

So here is a WWE-inspired rawk-out-with-your-Glock-out commercial of Sarah struttin’ her stuff for thirty seconds, which is about eight seconds longer than Rich Lowry needs to ‘fire all of his guns at once and explode into space ‘, if you know what I mean and I think you do…

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Go to the link to see video--Don

Also, too…. (and I did not make these up):

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5:33 PM - 22 Feb 2014

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[2pooped2pop]

1. so we just have to wait til she quits, or the show gets cancelled?

should be a short wait.

[spanone]

2. once again proving the banality of tee vee....

[giftedgirl77]

3. What is this number 3 or 4 for her?

Why won't she just go back to Alaska & let the bears hunt her?

[SummerSnow]

4. Aww, shucks.lol

[SummerSnow]

5. This new show no different form the last one

Sarah Palin's Alaska is an American reality television show hosted by former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin. According to Palin, the show's aim is to bring "the wonder and majesty of Alaska to all Americans". Wikipedia

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarah_Palin%27s_Alaska



Sarah Palin takes another shot at reality TV with 'Amazing America' The former Alaska governor will host a weekly program on the Sportsman Channel to celebrate the "red, wild and blue" lifestyle by profiling stories related to hunting, shooting and fishing.