Nickelback to Host NSA Benefit Concert at SXSW Featuring Creed Renunion

[pragmatic_dem]

WASHINGTON- Underscoring the need to help NSA community members ravaged by poor self-esteem, the alt-conservative Canadian rock super group Nickelback is organizing a benefit showcase at this years SXSW in Austin, Texas.

Reach for comment, Nickelback's Chad Kroeger hopes the money raised can be used to buy surveillance drones for impoverished communities across North America, stating "this is the least we can do to help our biggest fans for their years of loyal conformity.".

In a surprise move sure to delight millions of conservative fans, the alt-christ rock group Creed announced that they will be getting back together for the event in support of NSA. Creed's founding member Scott Stapp indicated he felt relieved that NSA, like Jesus, is watching us all, making a list and double checking it as a test of our purity, devotion and faith.

[FSogol]

1. I know this one: "How can you tell when SXSW jumped the shark!"

:sharkjumping:

[NightWatcher]

2. Nickleback and Creed should form a superband and call themselves

Super Suck Monkey 3000




or Need or Crinkleback

[mercuryblues]

3. my guess is

satire

[pragmatic_dem]

4. The most interesting thing about these blurbs and

why I write them is to show that things are so fucked up that people honestly can't decide for themselves if they are true or not. It's a way of testing/predicting the future for America.

Things are going to get even more fucked up year over year and the really bad news is that they will never get better no matter who is in power. Citizens United guarantees this.

There is a brick wall ahead. Republicans believe you should hit it at 120 miles an hour, why waste time. Democrats believe you'll save more lives if you hit it at 90 miles an hour.

Neither party has the courage to turn the wheel away from it since they are having so much fun driving fast with our civil rights, our jobs, our tax money and ultimately our quality of life.