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Thu Mar 20, 2014, 09:40 PM Mar 2014

2fer from LIMBOsevic today: Rand PAUL's strategy. & a "voted OBAMA twice" convert to Limbo

He was supposedly thrilled to relay that PAUL got a standing ovation at UC-Berkeley. I say supposedly because I really think he isn't sincerely thrilled about anybody except himself about anything. He said that a Rethug getting cheered at any college campus is HUGH!1 So, what caused this state of affairs, we ask in suspense? Well, it was that PAUL targeted the one issue that this particular college and generational audience cares about more than anything including the origin of the universe: Surveillance of our e-mails. Yaas, the message here is that this audience is willing to forego any agenda chock full of humanitarian goals for the seething verve of standing and cheering for Rand PAUL.

But there's more. LIMBOsevic puffed out his big toad throat pridefully to report his insight, that PAUL is giving a clue to what his campaign strategy will be, which is to address whatever different groups are out there and with each one drill drill DRILL with the ONE issue each different group claims as its very own and sock it to them with that ONE topic. Get it, the different topic for each different group. So each different group will give him a standing ovation for its own different reason. Oh, O.K.

SECOND of the 2fer: His call screener put through a caller who talked without stopping for a full couple of minutes, saying that he had been a lifelong Dem, who had boycotted LIMBOsevic for all these years because he had just been a puppet of all the fellow kneejerk Dems who told him never to listen to him, that about a year ago he decided to see what it was all about and discovered on the very first day that LIMBOsevic is NOT a Rethug, is NOT a Dem, is NOT anything at all except a purveyor of THE TRUTH that exists out there all by itself, that LIMBOsevic "has all the SOUND BYTES TO PROVE THE TRUTH," and that he went back the second day and ever since has not missed a single day and forced his mother and everybody to listen to him, and, just to throw it out there, that he "voted for OBAMA twice!1"

He repeated his claim a few times that sound bytes have a relationship to Truth and that LIMBOsevic has all these sound bytes.

O.K., so LIMBOsevic put on his Success Inventory hat and asked what, specifically, attracted him to turning on the radio. If this had been an actual human, the caller would have answered the question. Instead, he repeated most of what he had said before, especially the sound bytes part.

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