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Kiev, Ukraine (CNN) U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry announced the toughest measures to date against Russia for their Ukraine invasion. In a statement released earlier today, Mr. Kerry explained with the advice and consent from our allies, we are prepared to block senior Russian officials from many of the Internets most popular porn sites.
Russian President Vladimir V. Putin reacted angrily to the threat of new sanctions, stating We would consider such action an attack against Russian sovereignty and ultimately an act of war.
However, many experts cautioned that it is unlikely that the U.S. would resort to such drastic measures. Veteran analyst Annette Haven says she believes the U.S. is simply trying to save face on the world stage, but cautioned that such a move could plunge the world economy into recession, so we are obviously concerned and monitoring the situation closely.
Meanwhile, former U.S. Vice President, Dick Cheney, and former U.S. Secretary of State, Condi Rice, have issued a joint statement expressing outrage over the Russian invasion of Ukraine, stating such aggression is an unprecedented assault on freedom and urged the U.S. to attack an oil rich nation arguing that rivers of blood from a million innocent people will send our allies an appropriate sign of U.S. resolve.
pscot
(21,024 posts)Tom Ripley
(4,945 posts)NuclearDem
(16,184 posts)Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)Brigid
(17,621 posts)You freakin' win.
seabeyond
(110,159 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)The Cheney/Rice "quote" is a dead giveaway that it's meant as humor.
2banon
(7,321 posts)hlthe2b
(102,228 posts)This just ranks as stupid.
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)like the fight over Crimea!
hlthe2b
(102,228 posts)For my part, I do not take any aspect of current US-Russian tensions as particularly satire-worthy...
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)At least, I hope so.
reformist2
(9,841 posts)newfie11
(8,159 posts)BlancheSplanchnik
(20,219 posts)But if this is for real, it's an interesting message about the human species.
LittleBlue
(10,362 posts)Russians make great porn. Now they'll retaliate by blocking us!
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)steve2470
(37,457 posts)penultimate
(1,110 posts)hrmjustin
(71,265 posts)Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)Or, not.
Earth_First
(14,910 posts)This out to get interesting.
derby378
(30,252 posts)Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)Incitatus
(5,317 posts)Thanks. I needed that.