Jon Stewart tells Bill O’Reilly: Beyoncé’s limo sex music video is really ‘a conservative utopia’

[kpete]

Bill O’Reilly’s worrying about Beyoncé’s video for the song “Drunk In Love,” Daily Show host Jon Stewart said on Thursday, is misguided. In fact, he said, O’Reilly should be pleased by it.

“That song is about two married, incredibly successful entrepreneurs with a child in a stable relationship enjoying one of the sacraments of marriage in the back of a luxurious automobile,” Stewart explained. “If that’s not a conservative utopia, I don’t know what is.”

O’Reilly has targeted the singer and that particular track as part of a series of commentaries against what he describes as rampant teen pregnancy in the U.S., but Stewart said “a cynic” might ask if the Fox News host is also showing footage from the video in an effort to titillate his viewers by giving them “disapproval boners.”

“There is very little in this world that I like better than an upset Bill O’Reilly,” Stewart confessed. “Because the tone is Levittown covered in a souson of Harvard, served on a delicious bed of nostalgic judgmentalism.”


video & more:
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/05/02/jon-stewart-tells-bill-oreilly-beyonces-limo-sex-music-video-is-really-a-conservative-utopia/


btw: O’Reilly frequently fails to mention that teen pregnancies in the country have actually declined since Beyoncé became a pop star in 1997.

[shenmue]

1. We forget-

Bill O'Reilly is never happy.

[Zambero]

8. Although he finds temporary relief

through harassing phone calls to subordinates that combine unwanted sexual advances with various Mediterranean cuisine ingredients. A kinky guy that "moral guardian" Bill O'Reilly is.

[ck4829]

2. “disapproval boners.” Heh, I think that's the only way most of them can even get it up.

[Gothmog]

3. Jon was in great form

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O'Reilly is going to be upset again at Jon

[Brickbat]

4. It's like when George Bush said America should be more like the Waltons and less like the Simpsons.

A rowdy but clearly loving family dealing with the challenges they face; dad goes to work, mom stays home with the kids, etc...

[mac56]

10. I thought "The Simpsons" response to that was classic.

Bart replies, "Hey, we're just like the Waltons. We're praying for an end to the Depression, too."

[Brickbat]

5. Also, soupcon.

It's actually soupçon, but that doesn't display well in reply titles.

[Initech]

6. Once again, those that can't get laid take it out on those that can.

[NuclearDem]

7. Memories...of a play that I saw twice.

[Skidmore]

9. But they are black....

that's the real problem for him. He can't wrap is feeble little chauvinistic and bigoted mind around the fact that there are black families across this nation that don't fit his stereotype.

[Rex]

11. Bill O' Blowbag is like a really bad rash.

Just refuses to go away.

[hootinholler]

12. Did they stop for Falafel?

Maybe that's why BillO's pissed.

[Blue Owl]

13. Total Trumpawampa

n/t