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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) In what legal experts are calling a landmark decision, on Monday the United States Supreme Court struck down what many believe to be the main reason the country was started.
By a five-to-four vote, the Court eliminated what grade-school children have traditionally been taught was one of the key rationales for founding the United States in the first place.
The separation of church and state has been a cornerstone of American democracy for over two hundred years, said Justice Samuel Alito, writing for the majority. Getting rid of it was long overdue.
Calling the decision historic, Justice Antonin Scalia was guarded in predicting what the Court might accomplish next.
Last year, we gutted the Voting Rights Act, and today we did the First Amendment, he said. Well just have to see whats left.
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Jeff In Milwaukee
(13,992 posts)MurrayDelph
(5,294 posts)It's the second amendment, people. It's the most-important amendment; that's why it's second.
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)Gothmog
(145,168 posts)herding cats
(19,564 posts)I promise to laugh at this piece, just as soon as I stop crying.
indepat
(20,899 posts)onehandle
(51,122 posts)Cha
(297,188 posts)court for 30 year more or less that nader gave America.
Blue Owl
(50,356 posts)icymist
(15,888 posts)"Thou shall not have any (UNPURE DIRTY GODS) thoughts before me."
bvar22
(39,909 posts)This is straight up TRUTH.
Voice for Peace
(13,141 posts)Borowitz
Electric Monk
(13,869 posts)Firebrand Gary
(5,044 posts)That does not resemble our country in the slightest. Tyranny, case in point! While Satire, it might be, it's not far off from the judiciaries trajectory!