Allen West: Kidnapped Nigerian girls are a ‘fishy’ Obama plot to distract from Benghazi

[Benton D Struckcheon]

From the Dept of Crap You Absolutely Positively Can NOT Make Up:

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/05/12/allen-west-kidnapped-nigerian-girls-are-a-fishy-obama-plot-to-distract-from-benghazi/

Think of it as your afternoon laff for the day...

[Archae]

1. And this guy wonders why...

He was cashiered out of the Army and fired from his job as congresscritter.

[arcane1]

2. Unlike those color-coded "terror alerts." Those were totally legit.

[Cha]

3. Plop him in with those who Jon Stewart exposed last night..

I was going to post the vid from our video forum where I saw it last night.. but Viacom has blocked that so here it is on Mediate. but, you have to go to the link.

http://www.mediaite.com/tv/fck-you-rush-stewart-tears-into-limbaugh-boko-haram/

[Benton D Struckcheon]

7. Wow. That was outta the park.

Thx for drawing my attention to that.

[Cha]

8. You're welcome, Benton.. here the link to those who did see it last night on DU..

http://sync.democraticunderground.com/1017191600

It was indeed outta the park!

[SammyWinstonJack]

4. ...

[longship]

5. Some guys have a long sleeved shirt for that guy.

Mr. West, your rubber room is ready for you.

[SummerSnow]

6. Sorry I have to do this to make this fool look stupider than what he is

"Hello, Nigerian girls. This is President Obama I need you to stage an elaborate hoax to distract the American public from Benghazi"

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" What do you want us to do"?

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"Stage a kidnapping"

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" No problem"


'And get your family in on it too"


"No problem"


"Oh and find some scary kidnappers that dress the part"


"will do"



Allen West is a delusional fuck

[KaryninMiami]

9. Thank you- served its purpose!

He is tied for "schmuck of the week" with Marco Rubio!

[TheCowsCameHome]

10. His barber has been clipping waaaaaay too deep.

Something has been damaged inside his skull.

[Turbineguy]

11. I wish

he would challenge Rush Limbaugh to a duel.

[penultimate]

14. Would you pay to watch that match on pay-per-view?

[Turbineguy]

15. No.

Reading it happened would be sufficient.

Then we could move on to the grave site design contest. Something in a "dance floor surrounded by urinals" motif, I should think.

[catbyte]

12. Sounds like a certain jackass has too much time on his hands, lol

[penultimate]

13. Ugh... And sadly none, or very few republicans will call him on his stupidity

and even more sadly, some will even take it and run with it without putting much intelligent thought into it.

I wonder if Allen West also has a youtube channel that talks about mind control, shape-shifting lizards, chem trails and moon landing hoaxes.