10 to 30 million Teapublicans. Sure 'gonna be something............
Springtime for Riley (Not part of a movie by Mel Brooks)http://dcist.com/2014/05/prepare_yourself_for_operation_amer.php
As you may know, tomorrow 10 to 30 million Teapublicans will arise from their bunkers and parents cellars to magically appear in Washington D.C. to feed their cows on the Whitehouse lawn. As a secondary objective they intend to appoint a new President, Vice President and other government officials in order to preserve the liberty of life in America.
I have grave concern for the people living in and around that area.
Other than the ability to obstruct, Teapublican patriots are not known for their planning skills. Having only the foresight to satisfy the immediate needs of their ministers and snake oil salesmen it is cretin that they will have forgotten a few of the things necessary to support such a large crowd.
No doubt there will be food shortages, especially in commodes such as cheep beer, Mountain Due and Cheetos.
It is expected that families in and around the area will be asked to temporarily house many of the militia as the road systems will not likely handle the incoming or outgoing traffic and as yet I have heard no reports concerning the provision of tents, shanties or other temporary housing.
It is as yet uncertain if local residents will be required to provide ID when passing through armed checkpoints, manned by defenders of the construction, surrounding their neighborhoods.
Without a doubt these anti government freedom loving militants will have expected the District of Columbia to provide daily necessities such a s soap, potable water and rest room facilities. The lack of Porta-Potties alone will cause serious damage to lawns, gardens, parks, bars and eventually endanger the local wildlife.
It would be well for the citizenry of the District of Columbia to keep in mind that although these Freedumb combatants will remember to bring bullets they will surely have forgotten to bring Toilet Paper.
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If i so much as think of the Bundy Cow-Pie rebellion and Cecily McMillan in the same breath.......
and forgive me for being crude "shit in one hand and wish in the other"? 
And an apt description of the subjects of your OP.
...and "shortages, especially in commodes" makes it a Freudian-slip two-fer!
Hope I can catch the laughs on C-Span.
Less you get lost in the crowd. 
Darn it, and here I am better than half a country away. I'll just settle for having to watch it on intertube TV.
I do wish my office chair had a seat belt as I keep falling out of it from laughing so hard.
And surely entitled to a laugh!
they are claiming that Beck was "pressured to deliver white house (sic) talking points".
And then it goes on to claim that Sludge was covering the event (as of yesterday). Went to Sludge's site today and NOT ONE link on there about it. At. All. 
