24 hours since the gay marriage ban was overturned in PA and I'm still not gay.

[onehandle]

What am I doing wrong?

[shenmue]

1. Aren't they supposed to send you coded instructions?

Get out your magnifying glass!

[steve2470]

2. and your marriage (if you're married) hasn't been destroyed yet ?! nt

[onehandle]

3. I am, but the evening is early. Maybe my wife is doing something wrong.

Or our dog?

[LVdem]

4. You must be a tough nut to crack...

so to speak.

[AngryAmish]

5. Think about a sweaty postgame tryst with Mark Messier.

That usually gets me going.

[Leme]

6. ala Janis joplin

"tryyyy, yeh...tryyyy,yeh, try just a little bit harder"
-
joking in some ways...you decide, none of my business..

[nadinbrzezinski]

7. I got no idea

In California it's been a few years, and we are still happily married and all that

And nope we do not feel gay, unless you mean it in the archaic meaning (happy)

[Lint Head]

8. Me either. I keep checking my watch but nothing.

[Mnemosyne]

9. My best friend is gay and after 28 years I still haven't caught it! nt

[Downwinder]

10. Have you been to church?

[KentuckyWoman]

11. Why do you hate America?

If you loved America you'd accept the gay marriage required of you whether you are gay or not.

[iandhr]

12. I was a UVM student when gay marriage was passed in Vermont.

I didn't turn gay for the rest of the time at school.

[Zorra]

13. Alas...despite the annoying ludicrous ravings of conservatives everywhere,

there is no known cure for heterosexuality. If you got "teh straight", you got it for life.

I'm sorry, but you're just going to have to live and deal with your orientation; but don't worry, there's no reason why people born straight can't be just as well adjusted and happy as people born LGBT.

[Louisiana1976]

26. .......

[msanthrope]

14. Go get a steak at Geno's. Then you'll feel it. nt

[Shrike47]

15. I've got the same problem here in Oregon. Mr. Shrike and I are still stumbling along together.

[MNBrewer]

16. You have to take the standardized exam before Teh Gay can take root.

[leftieNanner]

17. Same problem here in Oregon

I'm still married to my husband and I still think he's sexy. Oh, wait. I forgot. I do have a sort of crush on Rachel Maddow. Does that count?

[SpankMe]

18. The traffic cams are still online.

PennDOT traffic cams are still up and running. The state hasn't been destroyed.

http://www.511pa.com/Traffic.aspx

[DebJ]

19. Rick Sancorectum just picked up a Prozac prescription.n/t

[rurallib]

20. We immersed ourselves the night of the big decision in Iowa

went to a couple of huge rallies - but -
next day, next week, even 5 year later, no gay.
I can understand your disappointment.

[sarge43]

21. Gay marriage in NH for four years now

Bears still do it in the woods. Moose still walk in front of speeding cars. Black flies are still the size of Piper Cubs. I'm afraid it's likely nothing will change in PA either. You'll just have to cope. Be strong.

[rustydog]

22. Did you shower with Old Spice shower gel? It stops the gay you know.

[pipi_k]

23. You think that's bad?

It's been ten years since Massachusetts legalized same sex marriage.

My own marriage is still intact...

AND

Massachusetts has not broken off and fallen into the ocean!

No plagues of locusts and warty frogs, either.


Maybe god has just been too damned busy to smite us

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

24. Give it 48 hours and a "Project Runway" marathon

You'll be fine.

[Jim Lane]

25. Look out the window and I'm sure you'll see people having sex with animals in the street.

You can't expect ALL the effects to materialize instantly.

[Half-Century Man]

27. You lack dedication.

Fast for two days.
Take an ice cold bath.
Air dry in the yard.
Put on loose fitting clothes, no shoes (they interfere with the bonding with Mother Earth).
Stand in a relaxed stance.
Gather your chi in the pit of your stomach.
Put your right foot in.
Put your right foot out
Put your right foot in and shake it all about.

Relax. It will come or not. Enjoy either way.

[sarge43]

31. We have a winner

[Behind the Aegis]

28. Do you want your toaster or not?!

If you go mega-gay, you get a microwave. Jus' saying!

[Rincewind]

29. You're probably

just waiting to get your free toaster.

[Hassin Bin Sober]

30. We'll get you yet, my pretty!

[Earth_First]

32. Yes, but how is the affection you feel towards your canine companion?

Has that changed at all?

[groundloop]

33. I dunno', my cousin's lesbian and I'm starting to think I could be too

She's had some pretty hot girlfriends whom I could easily be attracted to, but then I'm a guy.

[McCamy Taylor]

34. Have you considered some lavender running shoes? Keep trying. I'm sure you'll get there.

[IronLionZion]

35. The libruls will issue you a mandatory gay marriage

it's required by obamacare.