Have we had enough posts about cocks trying to impress the chicks yet?

[Omaha Steve]

Taken 10 mins ago from my patio door. They guys were strutting.

[valerief]

1. Those guys are a bunch of turkeys. nt

[winter is coming]

2. What do you expect, with a friggin' disco ball in the yard?

[pinboy3niner]

8. "Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,

I'm a woman's man: no time to talk.
Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around
Since I was born.
And now it's all right. It's OK.
And you may look the other way.
We can try to understand
The Disco Ball's effect on man. ...."

[winter is coming]

9. I went to the dollar movies a lot that summer.

I've never actually seen Saturday Night Fever, but I saw the shot of Travolta swinging that paint can so many times, I feel that I've seen the film.

[redqueen]

3. Shouldn't that be "hens" and not "chicks"? nt

[Omaha Steve]

7. That would give it away

NOBODY expects me to use that word in a post. I doubt I have sworn more than once or twice in my 40,000 plus posts.

[redqueen]

10. But... incorrect usage...

Ack

[Blue Owl]

4. Men's rights! Men's rights!

Men's rights!

[pinboy3niner]

5. Now that's just fowl! nt

[randome]

6. Bunch of timid lameasses! They need to rooster up!

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[johnp3907]

11. Around here they just want our ice cream cones.

[Uncle Joe]

12. Only the best ones become Butterballs.

Thanks for the thread, Omaha Steve.