Note To Conservatives: Do NOT drink bleach.

[byronius]

The EPA has declared bleach to be unsafe to drink. President Obama has emphatically stated that drinking bleach is both wrong and dangerous. Nancy Pelosi has spoken out clearly against the practice of bleach-drinking, as well as the habit of consuming large quantities of insecticide and industrial solvents.

Don't do it. Respect the will of Your President. Don't drink bleach.

It's illegal and morally wrong to drink bleach, and it hurts everybody.

For the sake of your nation -- DON'T DRINK BLEACH.

Bleach-Drinkers Anonymous can help with this problem. Consult your local college-educated and probably liberal psychotherapist to connect with your local chapter.


DON'T DRINK BLEACH.


This message sponsored by the ACLU.

[Brigid]

1. I see what you did here.

[tk2kewl]

2. I heard it was good for washing down diesel fumes

[Jackpine Radical]

3. 97% of scientists concur that drinking ehtylene glycol causes global warming.

Obama has issued an Executive Order forbidding the drinking of auto antifreeze.

[LadyHawkAZ]

4. I hear the anti-bleach movement is getting its own plank

in the Democratic Party platform.

[NastyRiffraff]

55. Ah, a liberal plot, EXPOSED!!

Don't listen, Republicans! It's a Obamafascist Muslim Socialist plot to make you think bleach is bad for you! Wheras the BIBLE says you must drink bleach at least once a week. Woe betide you if you do not.

(Anyone here go to Catholic school? If you were taught by nuns, "woe betide you" should sound awfully familiar. And I mean "awfully" in its original sense)

[rbrnmw]

5. haha thanks

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

6. "YEEEEEHAAAA Motherfuckers. I'm bleach roll........ <<Plop>> nt

[bvar22]

7. OTOH, drinking DRANO...

...increases the size of your penis.
Scientific FACT I heard somewhere.

[NealK]

66. Lol!

[rhett o rick]

8. "The ACLU recommends against drinking bleach." In fact bleach drinking is

going to be outlawed.

[world wide wally]

9. I hope your plan works!

[herding cats]

10. Liberals are trying to make consumption of bleach by Americans ILLEGAL!

They going to go so far as to do house to house searches and take everyone's bleach away from them! I read it in the Blaze, or Alex Jones...I can't remember for sure, but it was a reliable source. Maybe it was Newsmax? Anyway, they're trying to take away the rights of God fearing Americans!!1! It's true!11!!

[Roy Rolling]

12. what next?

Take away our rights to herd cats? The only reasonable solution is to disband all government. And to make sure it doesn't come back, tear own (read: CREATE JOBS) all the remaining government facilities. That'll learn 'em and fix the economy at the same time.

[Roy Rolling]

11. This just in...

The EPA---the bastion of librul tree-huggers---has forced American bleach companies to print on every bleach label it is unsafe to drink! At the company's expense!!!!!! (multiple exclamation points for dramatic effect)

This intrusion was recently discovered by the "fair and balanced" network, so patriots are again losing their freedom and being pushed around by the Nanny State.

[Richardo]

13. Nice.

[jeff47]

14. Also, Michelle Obama says it's very important to breathe. (nt)

[ffr]

45. Harry Reid's office has an standing bulletin to GOP followers

that forbids placing one's tongue in an electrical outlet.

There are capital bold letters for the 220 volt outlet too.

And a super-sized bold font damnation of any NRA member who plays Russian Roulette.

Reid's words can be very persuasive.

[IDemo]

15. The right to Clorox consumption is right there in the Constitution

next to coal-rollin'.

[kcass1954]

16. And whatever you do, don't use it in your eyes!

[Fortinbras Armstrong]

17. Here is the appropriate song for this thread

From The Fantasticks:

[mac56]

18. Borrowing!

[moondust]

19. This guy loves the stuff.

[calimary]

22. Hope this jerk is pleased with himself.

What happens when he finds out he's given himself black lung disease? Or lung cancer? Whaddya bet he's refusing to get insurance, too?

K, teabaggers! How will you respond when this guy needs medical care and is dying of lung disease and can't afford treatment? Cue the last round of GOP debates: Moderator: "Well, what should we do? Let him die?" Shouts from the crowd: "YEAH!!!!!"

[Moostache]

31. That guy is being stalked by evolution and he will fall long before cancer...

This complete idiots on the right are just incapable of being reached with anything approaching logic or sanity. I frequently read right wing tripe to make sure that I am not becoming guilty of entering my own liberal version of the echo-chamber that dominates the right wing. What I find there is truly disturbing. The projectionism, the hate, the total disregard for science, for evidence, for reality. The right wingers all talk the same language to each other and they all attempt to paint liberals as the ones actually harming the country, yet they will line up in lock step to applaud this asshat and the others like him who think endangering themselves and others is funny or somehow a real "protest".

Where the hell are the state authorities at in these cases???? Hell, even here in East Kansas (the state formerly known as Missouri), you cannot hope to drive around like that and still pass emissions testing. Its a sad day indeed when we have to turn our eyes to MISSOURI to find restraint on this idiocy...

[MindPilot]

20. Obama is coming for your bleach!

Obama is anti-bleach because bleach makes things white; the more you drink, the whiter you get so don't drink bleach!!

And the EPA has issued an order that bleach is not to be used as a fuel additive since it causes excessive horniness in southern women so put half a dozen gallons of bleach in your truck's fuel tank. That will really piss off the liberals!

[A Simple Game]

21. Will you just stop with the hyperbole! It is not illegal to drink bleach... yet.

Liberals are eagerly awaiting President Obama's illegal executive order for mandatory confiscation any day now.

They can have my bleach when they pry the bottle from my dried out and cracked white lips!

[MindPilot]

23. They sell it at Walmart!

Better stock up while you still can!

[Enthusiast]

24. Kicked and recommended!

We wouldn't want conservatives harmed in any way.

[LeftishBrit]

25. And Hillary Clinton has suggested that it's a very bad idea to jump off a cliff.

[Javaman]

26. Recently overheard at the supermarket in the cleanig isle...

"bottoms up!"

[Louisiana1976]

27. ....

[jimlup]

29. Oh please please please don't drink bleach!

[Harry Monroe]

30. YOU CAN HAVE MY BOTTLE OF BLEACH WHEN YOU PRY IT FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS!!!

[stage left]

32. Bleach is unsafe to drink.

However, it is perfectly safe taken intravenously. It does things for your skin that those bleach creams only claim to do. Trust me.

[amb123]

33. Tea Partiers: "Lets DRINK THE BLEACH! We'll be as WHITE on the INSIDE

as we are on the OUTSIDE!!"

[Brigid]

34. This thread may be destined for the DU Hall of Fame.

[pa28]

35. But The Bible specifically instructs us to drink bleach.

Probably.

[NYC_SKP]

36. *** Obama ORDERS You All to NOT DRINK BLEACH!!!***

Imma buy stock in Chlorox if that's ever published!

[JohnnyRingo]

37. Funny...

Next, Sarah Palin will bring Dixie Cups of bleach to a charter school because the first lady advises against drinking it.

The endorsement from the ACLU clinches it.

[ThoughtCriminal]

38. Drinking bleach hurts Obamacare.

Bleach abstinence critical to new round of taxes on the rich.

The government is planning to buy up all the bleach to discourage bleach gargling.

[47of74]

39. Attention Conservatives: Breathing air is good for you.

The President supports breathing air.

[drm604]

40. Drinking bleach is illegal

regardless of what your religion says!

[H2O Man]

41. Recommendation #100.

I just fear they will recognize this as an attempt to limit their Amendment 2 rights.

[Rozlee]

42. And President Obama and the ACLU state that drinking it with ammonia is even worse.

Especially if you swish it around to sniff its bouquet before imbibing. President Obama says don't do it!

[IDemo]

43. Yu culd at least spel it rite:

Its "bleech".

[lastlib]

44. It is especially dangerous washed down with anti-freeze!! Resultant methane/chlorine gas...

...causes global warming!! Do. Not. Do. This.!!

[spanone]

46. k&r...

[tabasco]

47. We need STRONGER LAWS against bleach drinking

including a ban on bleach cups larger than one pint.

[Marie Marie]

48. When bleach gets outlawed, only outlaws will have bleach.

Better stock up and drink up now.

[Aldo Leopold]

49. Ye gods let us hope this works.

[Martin Eden]

50. Maybe they want to be just as white on the inside ...

... as they are on the outside.

[IronLionZion]

51. Obama's going to limit high capacity bleach, to under 20 oz only

so pretty soon stores will not be allowed to sell the large bleach anymore because too many tea party patriots are drinking it down. I heard they raided a ranch where some bleach was stored, just because some Americans were drinking it to celebrate the 4th. Bleach drinking is strictly forbidden by sharia law. Have you ever seen a muslim drink bleach? Why not? How about a gay person or a feminist? Exactly!

This is also going to apply to insecticide, drain cleaner, ammonia, hydrogen peroxide, and lots of other household chemicals. The nanny state is coming into our homes! Who knows what they'll take next?

[DeSwiss]

52. Stop Bleach Abuse!

- Because bleachers never prosper.

K&R

[Blue Owl]

53. You're bleaching to the choir

n/t

[Kennah]

54. And for goodness sake, DON'T use it as a fuel additive in your coal rolling diesel truck!!!

[JackInGreen]

56. Lets hope that those right minded 'Muricans

with sense enough to know the TRUTH will SEE THROUGH THESE LIES by the anti-bleach left and do what GOD AND THE FOUNDING FATHERS INTENDED.
CLOROX, YOU ARE OUR RIGHT TO DRINK AND BE CLEAN INSIDE AND OUT.

[christx30]

57. If your ice cream is too hard,

Try putting your spoon in the microwave for 2 minutes. The spoon will heat up enough to make the ice cream more pliable. This is a secret that the Kenyan, Muslim president doesn't want you to know about because he is just un-American enough to hate ice cream.

[Shankapotomus]

58. Hear that Sarah?

Your big gulp of bleach is calling.

[B Calm]

59. I think we should promote it as a conservative teeth whitener!

[EC]

60. I don't think this will work.

They won't drink it.

[DFW]

61. You can laugh now, but wait til they come for you

When they arrest you for complicity in the deaths of 600,000 Republicans, don't say you weren't warned.

Wait, 600,000 Republicans competing for this year's Darwin awards?

Hey, you right wingers out there?

Barack Obama and Nancy Pelosi also said you shouldn't step in front of moving buses and trucks!!

[kag]

63. And you know what we call 600,000 bleach-drinking Republicans...?

A good start.

[NealK]

67. Don't forget that...

They also said not to put your head in a wood chipper.

[valerief]

62. This is a parody of the Conservatives, Do Not Drink Drano campaign by the ACLU, right? nt

[MrScorpio]

64. No liberal would ever drink bleach

Perhaps Democrats need to regulate bleach, in order to keep it out of the hand of people who would misuse it by drinking it.

Bleach control is best of everyone.

[Jamastiene]

65. Well played.