Dick Cheney is dead.

[GeorgeGist]

To me.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Damn, don't get my hopes up like that.

I was all set to go polish my dancing shoes.

[Louisiana1976]

4. Yeah, you got my hopes up too. Unfortunately he'll probably live to be 100.

[abakan]

16. after the total nuclear event

only two things will survive. Cockroaches and Dick Cheney.

[BainsBane]

25. Word.

He's already got a head start on the zombie apocalypse since he's consumed a few hearts.

[malaise]

23. I was about to pop the cork

That bottle is waiting

[NightWatcher]

2. ALERTING!!!!!!!!

I got all excited.....

[LiberalEsto]

3. You almost got me jumping for joy for a moment

I've always regarded him as one of the undead. No soul, no heart, nothing but malice and evil

[Tommy_Carcetti]

5. Motherfucker. :)

[bravenak]

6. I was so happy for a second.

[BainsBane]

7. Not funny

[libodem]

8. My heart lept

like cresting a peak
and falling
Leaving a hollow
In the pit of my stomach

It was a nice while it lasted.

[L0oniX]

9. ...and I put on my grave dancing shoes for nothing ...again.

[awake]

10. Please self delete this post out of respect for the rest of us readers

[Tommy_Carcetti]

11. Spoiler Alert!!!!!nt

[calimary]

12. Gotta wait for that whiff of sulfur before you can say that and mean it.

That's how we'll know. I smell nothing coming outta him but bullshit.

[Historic NY]

13. please post a spoiler alert.......

[Iggo]

14. How dare you!

I almost cracked that bottle!

[abakan]

15. Oh Damn...

I hate it when good news goes bad.

[Scuba]

17. Then someone should drive a stake through his heart. Or whoever's heart that is.

[doxydad]

18. goddamnit! I almost broke out the champagne.

[Turbineguy]

19. Shouldn't Cheney's obituary

be put in the DU Lounge?

[Erich Bloodaxe BSN]

20. Thank goodness this was just a false alarm.

I don't have any good dancing shoes.

[Generic Other]

21. Oh my god, my heart nearly stopped

Don't do that!!

[Autumn]

22. You shit ass

I was ready to celebrate.

[47of74]

24. You son of a bitch.

Getting my hopes up like that.

Shame on you.

[SummerSnow]

26. Well, he is a zombie.

[Aerows]

27. He's been dead inside for years

the ugly old bastard.

[WinkyDink]

28. Let me know when this Frankenstein's monster's battery runs out for real.

[BootinUp]

29. you ahole!!!!!11111111111 I thought it was triue!

on edit: I refuse to correct the misspelling. lol.

[MineralMan]

30. Bad decision to post this.

It's in extremely bad taste. Sorry to be the one to tell you that.

[Auggie]

31. Jury results:

REASON FOR ALERT

This post is disruptive, hurtful, rude, insensitive, over-the-top, or otherwise inappropriate.

ALERTER'S COMMENTS

This is not what DU any GD are about. It's offensive and starts a very ugly thread that reflect badly on. DU.

You served on a randomly-selected Jury of DU members which reviewed this post. The review was completed at Mon Jul 14, 2014, 07:55 PM, and the Jury voted 2-5 to LEAVE IT.

Juror #1 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: No explanation given
Juror #2 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: No explanation given
Juror #3 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: No explanation given
Juror #4 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: Don't think so.
Juror #5 voted to HIDE IT
Explanation: Sorry.
Juror #6 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE
Explanation: No explanation given
Juror #7 voted to HIDE IT
Explanation: If it weren't an OP, I would probably vote to leave, but this entire thread makes DU look bad. I'm no fan of Cheney but we are better than this.

Thank you very much for participating in our Jury system, and we hope you will be able to participate again in the future.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

32. Gee, I was thinking to hold back my urine to go piss on his grave

For this trash motherfucker there should be no compassion. He never gave any to anyone and he doesn't deserve any.

[NuclearDem]

33. Why you!