Idiot Racist Calls DHS From His Own Cellphone Threatening to Assassinate Obama Leaves Name

[Coolest Ranger]

The AP Reports that a Nashville Tennessee man has been accused of threatening to kill President Barack Obama, former presidential candidate Mitt Romney, former vice presidential candidate Paul Ryan, and others.

According to an affidavit filed by Nashville prosecutors on Friday, Jimmie Johnson Jr. called the Tennessee Office of Homeland Security three times on July 11, and again on July 12, leaving profanity-filled voicemail messages. These messages included threats against Obama and others, Johnson threatening to “blow them all up,” and “come with an AK and kill all you (vulgarity).” He also refers to President Obama using a racial slur.

Sure, sure, I know what you’re thinking. What kind of idiot calls Homeland Security to make threats to the president? I’ll tell you what kind — the kind who identifies himself by name and calls from his cellphone.

He’s charged with misdemeanor harassment, and jailed on a $5,000 bond. Court records don’t list an attorney for him.

More here

http://aattp.org/idiot-racist-calls-dhs-from-his-own-cellphone-threatening-to-assassinate-obama-leaves-name-for-good-measure/

Seriously people, when is someone going to rescue me from Planet Stupid? I want to live among some sane people.

[Enrique]

1. Jimmie Johnson Jr.

20 bucks says his middle name is Joe.

[COLGATE4]

2. My money's on "Bob". Jim-Bob Johnson II

[VanillaRhapsody]

3. or Wayne...

[Enrique]

4. or Earl

we should have a pool

[VanillaRhapsody]

7. Lest we forget...Bubba!

and yes I actually had an actual Uncle Bubba!

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

8. That would be the Reverand or Doctor Jimmy Joe Johnson Jr.

Who holds several degrees in Theology from the Empty Creek School of Divinity and Corn Dog Salesmanship.

[HooptieWagon]

10. or "Tiny"

Jimmie "Tiny" Johnson.

[Fawke Em]

14. It's Randall.

Just sayin'...

Metropolitan Nashville Police arrested 45-year-old Jimmie Randall Johnson Jr. on one count of harassment. An affidavit said Johnson called the main phone number of the Tennessee Office of Homeland Security and left three messages on July 11. During the second message, he even left his name.

http://whnt.com/2014/07/22/ardmore-man-arrested-after-allegedly-phoning-in-threats-against-president-obama-other-government-officials/

[NaturalHigh]

5. Apparently his lobotomy didn't go well.

[redstatebluegirl]

6. Does this idiot get to keep his "AK"?

[edgineered]

9. He probably thinks his cousin turned him in.

According to an unnamed family member, JJ was at his cousins house when he made the calls so they wouldn't be able to trace it. This proves his cousin is a liberal and an Obama-lover. The cousin has a long history of being a lefty by doing things like marrying outside the family and having a dog that doesn't like to go hunting.

[freshwest]

11. BWAHAHA at the alleged HS message:

“Thank you for calling Homeland Security. All of our staff are currently preoccupied, but we’ll return your call at the next available opportunity.

You can leave your name, address, phone number, and email at the tone, but really, you don’t have to. We already know who you are.
Have a nice day.”



Yes, the Telephone Company knows all! Fear the Bell! Or whoever you told your life story to get phone service, ISP, cable, banking...



BUT SERIOUSLY:

What's his beef with Romney and Ryan?

[Brigid]

12. Excuse me, but . . .

Isn't threatening to assassinate the President in itself a felony?

[progressoid]

13. Right? WTF...misdemeanor harassment, and jailed on a $5,000 bond?