The Extinction Parade. Please come CAPTION Sen. Jim Inholf!!

[skip fox]

Sen. Jim (Water Runs Uphill) Inhofe is saying: "Listen, wise-guy, I don't care how many stinking degrees you have or how many hours in the lab you've logged, because I'm the ranking minority member on the Senate Committee on Environment and Public Works, and I was even the Chairman for four years! . . . That shows I'm smarter than a scientists, 'cause they answer to me. . . . And I say, 'Of course, there's climate change! . . . And Almighty God invented it! . . . It's called the four seasons, dumbass!!'"

[skip fox]

1. "What I can't figure is why scientists think they're so smart.

Who the hell ever voted for them?"

[ladjf]

2. These comments by Inhofe are arrogance on "steroids". His ego is out of control. nt

[skip fox]

3. CAPTIONing at DU has traditionaly been a creative sport. I.e., Inhofe didn't say those exact words.

(I was trying to channel his essence.)

[ladjf]

4. Hmm. That might have been somewhat of a bad idea.

Inhofe says enough dumb things on his own. He doesn't need any editorial assistance.

[skip fox]

5. I admit,it's hard to satarize these clowns, but it's my best and only real weapon.

"Laugh them all to rags," as Ed Dorn wrote.

[skip fox]

6. "If God didn't want us to burn fossil fuels, he wouldn't have invented cars!

. . . Now argue with that one!!!!"