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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region Forums"Going to the store is like going to the front!" . . . Please come CAPTION our rabid N.R.A. shopper!
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Blue Balls ("I stuff spikes in my undies just to stay in good humor" Ballistics is saying: "Listen, you laugh, but what if an armored car full of terrorists came through that brick wall right now? . . . Huh????. . . . Or an alien with arms that shoots lasers that explode people in two comes down that aisle?????. . . . You gotta be prepared. . . . And realistic! . . . Don't you know what can happen? . . . Haven't you ever been to the movies??"
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"Going to the store is like going to the front!" . . . Please come CAPTION our rabid N.R.A. shopper! (Original Post)
skip fox
Aug 2014
OP
Looks like a nuisance carrying that big thing. A Glock 17 would be my choice.
badtoworse
Aug 2014
#1
Yes I am a grown man. You may think this is an odd choice for a grown man but I liked the hat
underpants
Aug 2014
#4
"If you see another guy with a gun he is probably the bad guy, why can't you tell?"
Fred Sanders
Aug 2014
#9
badtoworse
(5,957 posts)1. Looks like a nuisance carrying that big thing. A Glock 17 would be my choice.
Rex
(65,616 posts)2. That guy better be careful, I hear you de-evolve into THIS guy after 3 years!
Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...
underpants
(182,070 posts)3. Fredo lives!!!
underpants
(182,070 posts)4. Yes I am a grown man. You may think this is an odd choice for a grown man but I liked the hat
No really!
Tom_Foolery
(4,688 posts)5. Now we see Alberto as he makes the scene at the pharmacy...
in his sporty fedora and white striped blue polo shirt. All accessorized by his semi-automatic weapon that says, "Yeah, I'm armed; but I'm still accessible to all the lovely ladies."
skip fox
(19,353 posts)6. "Don't worry, before I shoot you in the chest, I'll give you two warning shots
in the balls!"
GreatCaesarsGhost
(8,584 posts)7. I carry a rifle so you won't notice my stupid hat.
Fred Sanders
(23,946 posts)8. "You can tell I am a good guy with a gun by the way I wear my fedora."
Fred Sanders
(23,946 posts)9. "If you see another guy with a gun he is probably the bad guy, why can't you tell?"
skip fox
(19,353 posts)10. "Listen, I only come in here packing 'cause
there's a big sale on super-steroid beef!"
rustydog
(9,186 posts)11. Gutless whimp
'Nuff said
Iggo
(47,470 posts)12. Nice hat, Booji.
skip fox
(19,353 posts)13. Our gun nut is thinking:
"Other people go out and Flo for Progressive always shows up to sell them insurance. . . . How come she never shows up and offeres me any insurance? . . . Does she have something against gun owners, or what?"
NuclearDem
(16,184 posts)14. Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the derpiest one of all?