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skip fox

(19,345 posts)
Mon Aug 18, 2014, 08:58 AM Aug 2014

"Going to the store is like going to the front!" . . . Please come CAPTION our rabid N.R.A. shopper!

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Blue Balls ("I stuff spikes in my undies just to stay in good humor&quot Ballistics is saying: "Listen, you laugh, but what if an armored car full of terrorists came through that brick wall right now? . . . Huh????. . . . Or an alien with arms that shoots lasers that explode people in two comes down that aisle?????. . . . You gotta be prepared. . . . And realistic! . . . Don't you know what can happen? . . . Haven't you ever been to the movies??"

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(65,616 posts)
2. That guy better be careful, I hear you de-evolve into THIS guy after 3 years!
Mon Aug 18, 2014, 09:12 AM
Aug 2014

Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...


(181,670 posts)
4. Yes I am a grown man. You may think this is an odd choice for a grown man but I liked the hat
Mon Aug 18, 2014, 09:23 AM
Aug 2014

No really!


(4,688 posts)
5. Now we see Alberto as he makes the scene at the pharmacy...
Mon Aug 18, 2014, 10:00 AM
Aug 2014

in his sporty fedora and white striped blue polo shirt. All accessorized by his semi-automatic weapon that says, "Yeah, I'm armed; but I'm still accessible to all the lovely ladies."

skip fox

(19,345 posts)
13. Our gun nut is thinking:
Mon Aug 18, 2014, 12:21 PM
Aug 2014

"Other people go out and Flo for Progressive always shows up to sell them insurance. . . . How come she never shows up and offeres me any insurance? . . . Does she have something against gun owners, or what?"

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