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Mon Aug 18, 2014, 08:58 AM

"Going to the store is like going to the front!" . . . Please come CAPTION our rabid N.R.A. shopper!

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Blue Balls ("I stuff spikes in my undies just to stay in good humor" Ballistics is saying: "Listen, you laugh, but what if an armored car full of terrorists came through that brick wall right now? . . . Huh????. . . . Or an alien with arms that shoots lasers that explode people in two comes down that aisle?????. . . . You gotta be prepared. . . . And realistic! . . . Don't you know what can happen? . . . Haven't you ever been to the movies??"


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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Aug 18, 2014, 09:04 AM

1. Looks like a nuisance carrying that big thing. A Glock 17 would be my choice.

 

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Aug 18, 2014, 09:12 AM

2. That guy better be careful, I hear you de-evolve into THIS guy after 3 years!

 


Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Aug 18, 2014, 09:22 AM

3. Fredo lives!!!

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Aug 18, 2014, 09:23 AM

4. Yes I am a grown man. You may think this is an odd choice for a grown man but I liked the hat

No really!

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Aug 18, 2014, 10:00 AM

5. Now we see Alberto as he makes the scene at the pharmacy...

in his sporty fedora and white striped blue polo shirt. All accessorized by his semi-automatic weapon that says, "Yeah, I'm armed; but I'm still accessible to all the lovely ladies."

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Aug 18, 2014, 10:08 AM

6. "Don't worry, before I shoot you in the chest, I'll give you two warning shots

in the balls!"

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Aug 18, 2014, 10:15 AM

7. I carry a rifle so you won't notice my stupid hat.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Aug 18, 2014, 10:19 AM

8. "You can tell I am a good guy with a gun by the way I wear my fedora."

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Aug 18, 2014, 10:20 AM

9. "If you see another guy with a gun he is probably the bad guy, why can't you tell?"

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Aug 18, 2014, 11:15 AM

10. "Listen, I only come in here packing 'cause

there's a big sale on super-steroid beef!"

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Aug 18, 2014, 11:19 AM

11. Gutless whimp

'Nuff said

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Aug 18, 2014, 11:27 AM

12. Nice hat, Booji.

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Aug 18, 2014, 12:21 PM

13. Our gun nut is thinking:

"Other people go out and Flo for Progressive always shows up to sell them insurance. . . . How come she never shows up and offeres me any insurance? . . . Does she have something against gun owners, or what?"

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Response to skip fox (Original post)

Mon Aug 18, 2014, 12:24 PM

14. Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the derpiest one of all?

 

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