"A turd in the rough." . . . Please come CAPTION Sgt. Major Dan Page, St. Louis County policeman!

Sgt. Major Dan (The man who only a gun could love!!!) Page is saying: "And I promise you this, ladies and gentlemen, nobody who captions me can do a better job of satire than me, myself. . . . They might try like all the Turks with basements who live on rocky hillsides, . . . or Fascist-Reds who dress like professors and act out and speak up like they're just begging to be mowed down, . . . or like dirty K**ks or g**ks or or j**ks, you name it for whom disappearance would be a delight all around: . . . they'd be rid of their miserable existence, and we would have the magnificent social benefit of their riddance, . . . If nothing else, that's a win-win! . . . . Like I said, . . . Nobody, simply nobody, can do a better job than myself!"




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Above CAPTION based on the following Daily Kos story (with a clip you'll think written in the wet-dream of a homicidal savant):

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2014/08/22/1323934/-St-Louis-County-officer-suspended-after-tape-of-racist-violent-speech-surfaces#