Atheist Eve

[Playinghardball]

[Curmudgeoness]

1. It always baffles me when that happens.

And it happens too often these days.

[glinda]

4. Beginning to believe it is a "physical abnormality" in the brain. An actual condition.

[Curmudgeoness]

14. I wish I could believe that there was an explanation,

but it is hard to imagine that most of the people who follow a religion have abnormal brains. I do not presume that I am one of the few who are "normal". And to be honest, that is not something people usually call me.

[NightWatcher]

2. They think that being 'forced' to tolerate other people's existence is persecution.

That they can't just round up and put away every group they don't like is pure hell for them.

Let's bring back the lions and remind them what persecution looks like. Then maybe they'll shut up for a second.

[ladyVet]

13. Reminds me of a time when I was in line in a bookstore.

I was behind a couple of young women who kept going on and on about the Rapture, and how good it was going to be, who was bound for the down-below place, etc. They were quite obnoxious about it.

I could tell the clerk was about to say something, so I piped up: "Christians. Can't live with them, can't feed them to the lions anymore."

That shut them both up really quick. They gave me some ugly looks, but paid for their book and took off.

Sometimes, I'm just in a mood, ya know?

[1dogleft]

3. that was a beautiful pile of crap

if you want to believe in a higher power that's just swell
but pleeezze don't use the "g" word around my family

Always very polite and considerate of others LOL

[AlbertCat]

8. if you want to believe in a higher power

I don't BELIEVE in a higher power....


I KNOW there is a higher power!

Namely.... the laws of physics.


Just try circumnavigating around any one of them.

[ZombieHorde]

10. What is the law of physics higher than? nt

[Spitfire of ATJ]

17. ...

[Spitfire of ATJ]

12. Arguing with a Christian is a demonstration of the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle....

They can't determine where you are at or where you are coming from at the same time.

Much less where you are going.

[1dogleft]

15. what makes you think I am a Christian

actually I'm more of an Angel

[Spitfire of ATJ]

16. You DO realize that tempts people to pick a fight with you. Right?

[1dogleft]

18. no and why?

[Spitfire of ATJ]

19. Just to see if you'll become a demon.

[1dogleft]

20. Good point n/t

[pablo_marmol]

5. So Eve.......what are you doing Friday night?

[Hoppy]

6. Balls to you, Pablo. I saw her first and I'm better looking than you.

[pablo_marmol]

11. Yeah but, yeah but, yeah but..........

........I drive a Bentley and live in a mansion in Hollywood.

Well ---- alright. Not really. You win.

[amuse bouche]

7. The nuts in a nutshell

[rhett o rick]

9. I found that being an atheist was just too hard so I joined a church.

I am now Pastafarian with a slight leaning toward fettaccine.