Tue Nov 11, 2014, 01:03 PM

skip fox (19,102 posts)

The mind is a terrible thing to take a dump on. . . . Please come CAPTION W!!!!

George ("They didn't ask Picasso hard questions. Why me?"

Bush is saying: "Bob, they are simply wrong and for one good reason: The Iraqi War saved hundreds and thousands of lives all over the world, including millions in the United States. . . . It's called 'The Butterfly Effect," and it says that if Saddam was even thinking about weapons of mass destruction it was just as though he had destroyed our country and democracy and everything. . . . It's like dominoes or nuclear confusion or something. . . You do the math. . . . Don't they teach anything in school anymore? . . . It's like the Dim Ages all over again."

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9 replies	Author	Time	Post
The mind is a terrible thing to take a dump on. . . . Please come CAPTION W!!!! (Original post)	skip fox	Nov 2014	OP
Yea. That's it! Yeah! Absolutely. That's the ticket! (Thanks to Jon Lovitz)	Malraiders	Nov 2014	#1
WTF?	lonestarnot	Nov 2014	#2
Junior W. Bush	democrank	Nov 2014	#3
Of course it was a joke.	skip fox	Nov 2014	#5
OMG! This fence jumper made it all the way to the Oval Office!!!	underpants	Nov 2014	#4
"Can we meet down the hall? This room always made me as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full	lindysalsagal	Nov 2014	#6
"Someone put a sticker on me. I'm lost. I think I'm married. Is this the boy's room?"	randome	Nov 2014	#7
"Well, Bob, since this is the Oval Office I did all of my round work in here like	skip fox	Nov 2014	#8
Message auto-removed	Name removed	Feb 2015	#9

Response to skip fox (Original post)

Tue Nov 11, 2014, 01:21 PM

Malraiders (444 posts)

1. Yea. That's it! Yeah! Absolutely. That's the ticket! (Thanks to Jon Lovitz)

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Tue Nov 11, 2014, 01:25 PM

lonestarnot (77,097 posts)

2. WTF?

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Tue Nov 11, 2014, 02:02 PM

democrank (10,427 posts)

3. Junior W. Bush

once more demonstrating how mumble jumble nonsense can be used to divert attention from a war criminal to a top-tier, leisure-loving dog painter.

Now I have to take time out of my day to Google "nuclear confusion"

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Tue Nov 11, 2014, 03:57 PM

skip fox (19,102 posts)

5. Of course it was a joke.

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Tue Nov 11, 2014, 02:07 PM

underpants (174,634 posts)

4. OMG! This fence jumper made it all the way to the Oval Office!!!

...because he was never able to get their legally

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Tue Nov 11, 2014, 04:08 PM

lindysalsagal (18,512 posts)

6. "Can we meet down the hall? This room always made me as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full

of rocking chairs."

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Tue Nov 11, 2014, 04:22 PM

randome (34,845 posts)

7. "Someone put a sticker on me. I'm lost. I think I'm married. Is this the boy's room?"

[hr][font color="blue"][center]Everything is a satellite to some other thing.[/center][/font][hr]

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Tue Nov 11, 2014, 04:26 PM

skip fox (19,102 posts)

8. "Well, Bob, since this is the Oval Office I did all of my round work in here like

watching 10-round boxing matches, trying to sink a putt in an artificial hole, thinking about clouds, and remembering home-run hitters rounding the bases. I did all of my square work in an office down the hall like coloring color books, building houses with Legos, working jig-saw puzzles with barns in them, and . . . (blah, blah, blah)"