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Thu Dec 11, 2014, 03:03 PM

How dumb is Rick Perry?

In the spirit of the Season and operating on the premise that being a candidate for President of the U.S. is not an I.Q. test, I'd like to ask our gentle readers to opine on Mr. Goodhair's intellectual qualifications with a short poll. Feel free to add other possibilities.

Question: How dumb IS Rick Perry?
7 votes, 0 passes | Time left: Unlimited
As dumb as a bag of rocks
2 (29%)
So dumb that, if brains were gunpowder he couldn't blow his nose
5 (71%)
So dumb that he took a roll of toilet paper to a crap game.
0 (0%)
Other:
0 (0%)
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COLGATE4 Dec 2014 OP
louis-t Dec 2014 #1
COLGATE4 Dec 2014 #2
shenmue Dec 2014 #3
hobbit709 Dec 2014 #4
hifiguy Dec 2014 #7
hobbit709 Dec 2014 #9
Archae Dec 2014 #5
hifiguy Dec 2014 #6
Iggo Dec 2014 #8
JHB Dec 2014 #10

Response to COLGATE4 (Original post)

Thu Dec 11, 2014, 03:05 PM

1. He's so dumb, he thinks being dumb is an asset.

Well, it is to 42% of the electorate.

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Response to louis-t (Reply #1)

Thu Dec 11, 2014, 03:06 PM

2. Too true!

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Response to COLGATE4 (Original post)

Thu Dec 11, 2014, 03:23 PM

3. Duh

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Response to COLGATE4 (Original post)

Thu Dec 11, 2014, 03:26 PM

4. So dumb he couldn't find his ass with written directions, a GPS and a flashlight.

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Response to hobbit709 (Reply #4)

Thu Dec 11, 2014, 03:32 PM

7. "That SOB is so dumb he couldn't pour piss out of a boot

 

if the instructions were written on the heel." - LBJ on some hapless schmo.

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Response to hifiguy (Reply #7)

Thu Dec 11, 2014, 03:36 PM

9. But even that is smarter than Gov. Oops

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Response to COLGATE4 (Original post)

Thu Dec 11, 2014, 03:28 PM

5. Molly Ivins on Perry: "Governor Goodhair"

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Response to COLGATE4 (Original post)

Thu Dec 11, 2014, 03:31 PM

6. I went with the gunpowder answer

 

but Perry's dumbness may be beyond the current abilities of even the highest maths to quantify.

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Response to COLGATE4 (Original post)

Thu Dec 11, 2014, 03:34 PM

8. Al the dumb.

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Response to COLGATE4 (Original post)

Thu Dec 11, 2014, 03:40 PM

10. More than sufficiently

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