Alternatives to watch instead of Fox News on Dish Network: | Memegop.org
This whole site hits a satirical home run....
http://memegop.org/2014/12/alternatives-to-watch-instead-of-fox-news-on-dish-network/
"Are you sad because Fox News is not being shown on Dish Network? Get a sick feeling when watching news with a liberal bias? Netflix has you covered with lots of programming perfectly suitable for you!
Here are our top five options to keep you entertained while waiting for those evil commy liberals at Dish Network to come to their senses:
5. “Ernest Saves Christmas” – Lovable Ernest doesn’t save the Holidays, he saves Christmas. No liberal war on Christmas in this fan favorite! Enjoy it with the family and pork rinds.
4. “Eat My Dust” – Ron Howard was the face of Americana in the Andy Griffith Show, and he spent all of ten days filming this cinematic masterpiece. Goes great with Coors Light and Nascar gear.
3. “Dragnet” – You’ll get a big kick out of this series that shows exactly how America should have been before being ruined by liberals and hippies. Just the facts, ma’am, you’ll love this (with) Papa John’s pizza or Chick-fil-a.
2. “Kingpin” – What’s more American than Bowling? Woody Harrelson and Randy Quaid are hilarious in this movie, with bonus points for a sexy sheep. You’ll love it with deep fried Twinkies and diabetes.
1. “The Reagan Presidency” – What’s not to love about 3 hours on the father of our freaking country? Tears of joy will trickle down from your cheeks as you watch the history of the greatest American ever, bar none except maybe Jesus. Watch it with Mommy, Oliver North and Bonzo. Enjoy with teabags and freedom fries."
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