I love my State.

[trumad]

A man and a woman thought they were trapped in a Daytona State College closet for two days until police let them out Tuesday – and found out the two could have opened the door themselves.

John Arwood, 31, and Amber Campbell, 25, claimed they were chased into the closet on Sunday, Daytona Beach police said.

After two days in a Marine and Environmental Science Center janitor's closet, where police found human feces and copper scouring pads sometimes used to smoke crack, Arwood called 911 from his cell phone, police said.

Officers tracked his phone's location and let him and Campbell out. It's unclear why Arwood didn't call 911 until Tuesday.

A police officer, trying to figure out how the two could have gotten locked in, went into the closet and closed the door, police said. The door did not lock.

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/breaking-news/os-couple-closet-daytona-state-college-20141231-story.html

[Jackpine Radical]

1. Sometimes I think there ought be a law forbidding

interference with the operation of natural selection.

[2naSalit]

4. Oh

some days, I'm right there with you.

[onethatcares]

2. Well that's all completely understandable,

my question is: WHY WOULD ANYONE HAVE A DOLLAR SIGN TATTOOED ON HER THROAT?

Momma would be so proud

next ?: do they really use human feces and copper scouring pads to smoke crack? That must be some good s..t.

[unblock]

3. hahah!! yes, problematic sentence construction!

[2naSalit]

5. After a couple days

in a closet smoking crack,,, who knows?

Man, those are some sad children.

[Jackpine Radical]

6. It took them the entire first day & part of the second

before they even realized they were in a closet.

[KingCharlemagne]

7. They needed some place to hide from this pistol-packin' pastor:

Authorities say the pastor of a central Florida church shot and wounded an employee during a gunfight after the employee learned he was being fired.

The Osceola County Sheriff's Office said in a news release that Living Water Fellowship Church Pastor Terry Howell had been meeting with maintenance worker Benjamin Parangan Tuesday to terminate Parangan's employment with the Kissimmee church.

http://www.chron.com/news/crime/article/Florida-pastor-shoots-armed-former-employee-5985708.php

Story discussed here: http://www.democraticunderground.com/1014976708

[Tuesday Afternoon]

8. is she advertising that her throat is for sell or am I not right in the head?

smoke crack, shit in a closet.

when the crack is gone and the closet stinks

call the cops because you can't figure out how to open the door.

fuck me running that is some sad shit there.

[n2doc]

9. Meth is a hell of a drug n/t

[olddots]

10. this does it

Im moving to another galaxy .

[Brother Buzz]

11. Tim Dorsey, please pick up the nearest white courtesy telephone.

You just know Serge Storms had a hand in this escapade.

[Doctor_J]

12. Florida Man strikes again. couldn't these two have shot their way out?

It's Florida after all

[jwirr]

13. Are these two an example of college students at that school?