Let's ridicule Buddhists!

[eridani]

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? "Make me one with everything."

That's the thing about Zen at least--everything is teaching story.

[newfie11]

1. So?

[kentauros]

2. Reminds me of this quote about Rumi:

Rumi met many of the great Sufi poets. For example, as a young boy he met the Sufi Master, Attar. Attar is said to have commented about Rumi:

“There goes a river dragging an ocean behind it.”

I laughed out loud for a long time when I read that!

[JI7]

3. .

[cwydro]

5. I love this one!

I think it's just funny though.

It's not making fun.

[eridani]

12. Zen highway patrol, while clobbering a motorist with a bamboo stick--

"You see! You don't need to get there fast if you are there already!"

[Fred Sanders]

4. That is satire, because it is funny. Where is the insult?

[Recursion]

6. Keep in mind, if you did that in Sri Lanka or Myanmar you might get killed (nt)

[Warren Stupidity]

7. Buddha wearing headphones could get you in jail.

YANGON, Myanmar – A New Zealand bar manager in Myanmar has been arrested for allegedly insulting Buddhism after posting an online advertisement showing a psychedelic image of Buddha wearing headphones, police said Friday.

The offense carries a penalty of up to two years in prison.
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2014/12/12/myanmar-bar-manager-accused-insulting-buddhism/

[backscatter712]

9. Even Buddhism has its batshit violent fundies.

Though to be fair, it has less of them than the Abrahamic religions.

[backscatter712]

8. When the Buddhist asked for his change from the hot dog vendor...

...the vendor said "Change must come from within."

[eridani]

11. Excellent! n/t

[MisterP]

10. "Let them burn and we shall clap our hands" --Mme. Nhu