"Innoffensive Satire Monthly"

[kpete]

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http://www.eschatonblog.com/2015/01/rich-kids.html#comment-1787119959

[BlueJazz]

1. Sir, you insult my very being with this thread. In fact, I'm even insulted by my own post.

I shall punish myself by thrashing my legs and eating bugs. Forgive me.

[kpete]

2. NEVER

[BlueJazz]

4. Sir, you are too kind.

[Jackpine Radical]

8. Kpete is a she.

And you have now mortally insulted her.

[BlueJazz]

12. My name is Bob. I am/was Bluejazz's friend. I...ah...found him 15 minutes ago. Apparently his honor

...was in jeopardy and he hung himself. Funny thing though, his legs looked like he beat them and I found a moth or two in his mouth.

Well. he was rather strange anyway. I'm not surprised.

[zeemike]

15. And I am offended at your eating bugs.

Poor little creatures...how could you?
Delete this post while you still can.

[Burf-_-]

17. frankly

I am OFFENDED at your offense !!!

[distantearlywarning]

3. You forgot to put a trigger warning!

That horse picture could be seriously disturbing for anyone who has experienced horse-related trauma! Very insensitive of you.

[Nye Bevan]

5. Ummm..... don't underestimate PETA. They get pretty pissed off sometimes.

Funny pictures of vegetables might be a little safer.

[Nuclear Unicorn]

11. Lover Boy is fond of saying --

"If you try to please everybody you're only going to piss off everybody."

His meaning is actually a bit deeper than first appears. He means: The world is filled with a variety of people and that is a good thing. To treat us all the same would diminish us, ruin what it means to be human. Different-ness is to be embraced, it is literally the spice of life even if that spice is sometimes expressed as satire.

[Hekate]

13. Humorous root vegetables are known to be obscene. Smelling salts!

We needed this thread. I hope hundreds join in the parade.

[dissentient]

6. lol, because someone getting offended is the worst thing that could ever happen!

At least, that's what a few seem to think.

Funny mag cover.

[NuclearDem]

7. #NotAllHorses

[Jackpine Radical]

9. #ICantWhinny

[NuclearDem]

10. No blood for glue!

[BlancheSplanchnik]

14. NOT rofflingmyassoff....

TOO OFFENDED! At NOT rofflingmyassoff.

Or something.

[Burf-_-]

16. Life is offensive !

[kpete]

20. most xlnt

[Burf-_-]

21. I love Opus

'Bloom county ' was my favorite growing up.

[lumberjack_jeff]

18. Moar kitteh threads. n/t

[frogmarch]

19. kitteh threads offend me.

Kidding!

I love kitteh threads.