This OP Disrespects Islam.

[Warren Stupidity]

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This OP disrespects Christianity.

This OP disrespects Judaism.

This OP disrespects Hinduism.

This OP disrespects Buddhism.

This OP disrespects Pastafarians.

If I've left out other major religions, this OP disrespects those too.

To all the minor religions: this op disrespects all such religions.

Plus cults. Who doesn't disrespect cults?

[HERVEPA]

1. Very nice.

So apparently you don't consdier Pastafarians as members of a major religion!

[GoneOffShore]

2. Now that you've raised the point,

I'm sure the OP will be edited to include you.

Just so you don't feel left out.

[HERVEPA]

5. I certainly hope so.

[NightWatcher]

3. Hey, wanna take a ride on a spaceship?

Can I assume you dis cults as well (like there's a difference)?

[LanternWaste]

4. You sound as though a hug is needed.

You sound as though a hug is needed. Bless your heart.

[Warren Stupidity]

16. This OP Disrespects Hugs.

[LanternWaste]

19. Yet will still accept them...

Yet will still accept them...

You're adorable when you pretend to martyr yourself.

[HappyMe]

6. This post disrespects atheists, Satanists, Wiccans, Scientologists

and people that pissily disrespect people for the fuck of it.

[Warren Stupidity]

9. The pope says I outta punch you in da nose.

[HappyMe]

18. I'll punch you right back.

Besides that's not what he really said, but I support you in your belief of that.

[unblock]

7. i think your username disrespects stupidity.

[Warren Stupidity]

10. That was un warrented.

[unblock]

13. !

[Lucky Luciano]

47. He got you there. nt

[Voice for Peace]

64. Does the OP disrespect people or just the institutions?

Like the Pope, for example.

[pinboy3niner]

8. You sound like you could use a free personality test

[Warren Stupidity]

11. I'm not clear what you mean.

[pinboy3niner]

25. It's a notorious Scientology recruitment gimmick. :)

[Warren Stupidity]

27. So was my response.

[WHEN CRABS ROAR]

66. My wife and I failed our Scientology test.

They wisely didn't want anything to do with us.

[LiberalAndProud]

69. You can fail a Scientology test?

I wouldn't give them $20. That's when they stopped wanting anything to do with me. As for the test, it pretty much mirrored my opinion of myself. Which, I think, is the point of the thing.

[LordGlenconner]

12. Hello!

[mmonk]

14. I recommended your post but i

don't disrespect Buddhism.

[MisterP]

56. and why not? after the genocidal Taiping War, the Dzungar genocide, half of WWII,

von Ungern-Sternberg, Tibet, Vietnam, Cambodia, the burning of the Jaffna Library, Aum Shinrikyo, burning Rohingya alive in Burma, why doesn't anybody stand up to these fiends?!!

[mmonk]

60. Because unlike other religions

Buddhism did'nt call for such actions in it's belief or religious system.

[BlueJazz]

15. How can you NOT respect the one true Holy God ?

Lord Festivus
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[Arugula Latte]

34. This is a polemical post.

[BlueJazz]

35. !!

[closeupready]

17. Then it should be in the Religion Forum.

[Warren Stupidity]

21. This OP disrespects SOPism.

[Rex]

20. But how does it disrespect those groups? All I see is respect being shown to them.

I'm not buying it.

[Warren Stupidity]

22. If you turn this OP upside down it is a penis.

[Rex]

26. OMGz! You evel persona!

Hosts! We have an intruder in the wire! Penis talk will not be tolerated!

[Fumesucker]

23. The agnostics don't know whether you disrespect them or not

That however seems fitting.

[Warren Stupidity]

29. This OP disrespects agnosticism almost always.

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[DonCoquixote]

31. this agnostic op will nto respect nor respect this op

because frankly, to judge whether it is or is not worthy of respect is a pointless effort

[Rex]

36. Eggsactly. I am very offended this all turned out to be a dirty, filthy penis joke!

Dirty filthy minds! See what happens when we let Godless liberals make penis jokes!?


This nice Church WAS the shape of the cross before evel liberal commies started attending.

And don't even get me started on THIS one!

No doubt this is a community of pagan artists and other perverted subverts.

[isobar]

24. As do I

[isobar]

28. I hate fish.

[Warren Stupidity]

30. This OP respects the shit out of fish.

[isobar]

32. My least hated favorite fish is sole.

[elias49]

43. Hey, where's your spell check? nt

[isobar]

49. ??

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sole_%28fish%29

[elias49]

54. What? Fish don't have souls? nt

[isobar]

55. That I do not know, but sole have no eyes.

[HappyMe]

33. This post disrespects the hell out of the fish.

[pinboy3niner]

38. In that case...

You're gonna need a bigger OP.

[opiate69]

77. you ain't they only one

[isobar]

78. I always hated those six fuckers.

[oberliner]

37. Can you provide a cartoon to go with that?

That would be awesome.

[isobar]

53. I can:

[oberliner]

59. Not exactly a cartoon

But an awesome quote all the same.

[isobar]

63. OK, here:

[oberliner]

65. That one is cute

Which one is supposed to be Mohammed?

[PeaceNikki]

39. Fuck you, I am a Googlist.

The Google is my Engine; I shall not want.
She maketh me to improve myself:
She leadeth me to troves of knowledge.
She cacheth my lost pages:
She leadeth me in the paths of pagerank for her name' sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of ignorance,
I will fear no linkfarms: For thou art with me;
Thy rank and thy mail, they comfort me.
Thou preparest tables before me with the presence of mine results;
Thou annointest my search with value; My content runneth over.


Surely pagerank and content shall follow me all the days of my life,
and I will dwell at the site of Google forever.


Hail Google, full of hits.
Our searches are with thee.
Blessed art thou amongst search engines,
and blessed is the fruit of thy servers.

Holy Google, Mother of Searches.
pray for us sinners,
now and at the hour of our disk crash.
Amen.



Related lol: I can't get to at work:

"Web Page Blocked

Access to the web page you were trying to visit has been blocked in accordance with company policy. If you believe this has been blocked in error, please open a support ticket with Network Operations.

User: NYGDB

URL: www.thechurchofgoogle.org/Scripture/google_prayers.html

Category: cult-and-occult

[hifiguy]

40. What about the Invisible Pink Unicorn

(bless her holy hooves)?

[Warren Stupidity]

45. I have to draw the line at unicorns.

We all have our boundaries.

[hifiguy]

50. Fair enough

[snort]

70. Unicorns fart cannabis

I can respect that.

[cherokeeprogressive]

72. I'd respect it more if they also pissed a good, smoky, 100 proof Mezcal.

Probably I would.

[Maedhros]

41. I find that respecting others leads to more positive results. [n/t]

[Donald Ian Rankin]

48. Fair enough, provided you don't imply that not doing so is a fault.

Let's leave aside the difference between respecting/not respecting belief systems and respecting/not respecting people for now.

One could, just about, make a case that it's not actively unethical to respect even those belief systems whose stances on gay rights, women's rights, free speech, etc - I'm sure you can see where I'm going.

But, absolutely definitely, there is nothing whatsoever wrong with not respecting any religious belief, even the ones which are merely false and mistaken, and not actively unethical or wicked (which is a minority of them).

[Bluenorthwest]

57. I agree and wish that the world's religions would consider practicing respect toward others as well

As it stands, the Pope says I'm disordered and that I should punch him in the nose for saying it but I just want the Pope to stop calling me names, I don't want to punch him. And I am the heretic and blasphemer, he's the holy guy, hurling insults and calling for fisticuffs.

[Warren Stupidity]

58. How much respect should Boko Haram get?

How about the ideas of Steve King, like this one:

In an interview with WorldNetDaily today, Rep. Steve King, R-Iowa, compared the congressional GOP’s standoff with President Obama over immigration reform to the fight against ISIS, saying that the Republican caucus should be prepared to “use all the constitutional means at our disposal” and not take a government shutdown or impeachment proceedings off the table.” - See more at:

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/category/people/steve-king#sthash.qhngzo8G.dpuf

[Agnosticsherbet]

42. You are an equal opportunity disrespecter.

[pinboy3niner]

44. I suspect this guy's reaction to your OP is sarcastic...

[SidDithers]

46. DU rec...

"Aux chiottes toutes les religions." - Charlie Hebdo



Sid

[geardaddy]

51. You forgot Eckankar.

[Warren Stupidity]

61. Isn't that spelled: R E S P E C T ?

[geardaddy]

62. I believe it is.

I met some Eckists when I lived in Taiwan. They were a kooky bunch.

[Jesus Malverde]

52. yep

They all deserve it.

[amuse bouche]

67. Aren't all reliigons a type of cult?

They're all junk

[ybbor]

68. Well right, of course cults...

That goes without saying, just saying.

[yellerpup]

71. Really!

Who doesn't disrespect cults?

[ozone_man]

73. Well, all religions are cults

Of course, the major cults like Christianity, Islam, Hinduism, Buddhism, don't like to think they are cults, or mythologies.

[olddots]

74. I disrespect anthropologists

[Warren Stupidity]

76. And we are back in full disrespect mode.

That was fun.

[GoneOffShore]

79. I'm a Diderot-ist

"Man will only be free when the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest."

[Algernon Moncrieff]

80. Blue Oyster Cult

I respect them. Don't you dare mock me for it.

[The Green Manalishi]

81. Piss on them all.