Mike Huckabee lies to Christian Post: says Ted Nugent changed lyrics

[shenmue]

Story here

Gov. Mike Huckabee has claimed, in an interview with the Christian Post, that Ted Nugent changed the explicit lyrics to "Cat Scratch Fever" when Nugent and Huckabee performed the song on Fox News.

In the story and video at link, you can check and see Huckabee is lying his ass off.

[louis-t]

1. Repugs haven't figgered out video yet.

'Course they know fox will never show the video, so the rubes will believe him.

[uhnope]

28. the scary thing about Huckabee is he's not a shrewd liar; he's an actual self-deluded true believer

A compulsive liar of the Nixon school--without Nixon's actual skills in politicking.

And it's scary because he's been talking to the country on FOX for years and years, gaining influence and notoriety, and because he's accepted as a legitimate presidential candidate instead of being considered a Christian zealot and whack job. Governor of Arkansas--it must stop there

[rjsquirrel]

2. The first time that I got it

I was just ten years old . . .


Tell me, did he change that part? John Stewart didn't bring it up, but I'm waiting for someone to do so in the media. It's not just a raunchy song with dirty words. It glorifies pedophelia, like other Nugent songs.

He deserves to be ostracized from society.

[brett_jv]

31. I hate the guy just as much as ANY one ...

But unless the age of the OTHER participant is stated as being an adult ... it's really not 'glorifying pedophilia'.

Now, 'glorifying sexual activity among very young people' ... why, yes, it WOULD be that.

Which is still shitty, true, but ... not quite as egregious ...

Just sayin'

Then again, I actually DID get 'cat scratch fever' when I was 12. It IS a real illness, believe it or not ... nothing to do with sex.

So most likely, ya know ... the actual disease is ... probably what he's talking about in that song ... (lol).

[Blue Owl]

3. Liar Liar Pantloads On Fire

n/t

[spanone]

4. republicans have dismissed any semblance of truth from their politics.

truly, they are the party of make shit up.

[Faryn Balyncd]

5. The continuing alliance of Ted Nugent and the Religious Right is very telling.

[Cha]

6. Of course he is.. that's what he is.. a damn liar. thanks shenmue

[shenmue]

7. You're welcome

[TheBlackAdder]

8. This is what he looks like lying? He looks the same. Is he always lying then? nt

[shenmue]

9. Yeah, pretty much

[QC]

11. They also sang "Wang Dang Sweet Meringue" together, too.

It's a song about lemon pie!

[VanillaRhapsody]

16. How did they handle Stranglehold?

You ran the night that you left me
You put me in my place
I got you in a stranglehold, baby
That night I crushed your face

[VanillaRhapsody]

17. How did they handle Stranglehold?

[jmowreader]

12. He did change the lyrics, just not very much

That's not the issue. The REAL issue is that Reverend Mike Huckabee stood on the stage with a known pedophile and sang a song glorifying VD.

[brett_jv]

33. Again, let me re-iterate my hate for Nugent ...

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But the song is pretty obviously not about glorifying VD.

It's clearly glorifying 'Ted's Very Manly Male Sexual Prowess and Desirability' ...

And I don't know the details of this 'pedophilia' claim so forgive me if it's 'worse than this', but I gotta say ... there's probably a LONG LONG list of rock icons that many of us practically worship ... who slept with a 15 or 16 year old groupie (or even more than one) back in the 60's and 70's ...

Or am I off-base and it's actually way worse than that?

I'm curious cause I never heard about the details of the pedo thing with Ted?

[jmowreader]

35. "Cat Scratch Fever" is Ted's slang term for the clap

He says when he was 10 years old a "kitty next door" gave him "cat scratch fever" and he had to go to the doctor to get the cure. Sorry Brett, but it sounds like he's bragging about catching VD at such a young age.

Try this...
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/larry-womack/ted-nugents-jailbait-problem_b_4840060.html

[khankiso]

37. Your off

It's a lot worse then you think 13 year old handi capped cousin okay. And the song is about VD he even said so back when I seen him in concert in 79 or 80.

[Thinkingabout]

13. Mike isn't setting a very good example for his children by keeping company with Ted Nugent, he is a

very vile person.

[Enthusiast]

14. K&R! This comes as no surprise.

[rurallib]

15. Hucky, you know what happens to liars

or should I remind you with the words fire and brimstone.
Or are you not a true believer, either?

[C Moon]

18. He's proving his worth as a Romney running mate.

[Initech]

23. Ha!!! A Romney/ Huckabee ticket would be near unanimous for us!

If people can't see what a dumbass Huckabee is after this incident...

[Dr Hobbitstein]

19. As much as i despise Ted Nugent...

I do dig Stranglehold. A great tune with an awesome breakdown an spacey lead. As far as Ass Scratch Fever, it's kind of mundane.

[brett_jv]

34. His one really good song, agreed ... not actually sung by him, which helps quite a bit ...

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'Free For All' isn't a terrible song, totally generic w/stupid lyrics, but it's got a good groove and bassline, and the melody is catchy.

Nearly everything else by him is total tripe, however.

Like ... 'Wango Tango'? Seriously?

Here ... allow to share ... these Shakespearean Lyrics ...

(WARNING ... they're an affront to ... so ... very many things ... You've Been Warned!)

Yeah I like it baby, I do it every night
I got to do it 'cos I like it so much
Oh honey believe it baby
You see it's a crazy gyration of the rock generation
It's my motivation to avoid the nauseation and the frustration
When I need some lubrication - Baby!
Kinda like, goes kinda like this
You take her right ankle out
You take her left ankle out
You get her belly propped down
You get her butt propped up
Yeah lookin' good now baby
I think you're in the right position now baby
Yeah but if you ain't quite ready I'll make sure everything is a little bit nicer 'cos
I'm gonna get a little talcum
I think I'll borrow it from Malcolm
Yeah you look so good baby I'm startin to drool all over myself
I got the droolin', droolin', get all wet, salivate, salivate
I got sala-vee-late, sala-vee-late, sala-vee-late
I got salaveh, salaveh, salaveh , salaveh ... eh heh heh heh
Yeah you look so good baby, I like it, I like it, I like it
You know what I been talkin' about honey
It's a nice dance, we gotta a nice dance goin' here
Now what you gotta do, I'll tell you what you gotta do
You got to pretend your face is a Maserati
It's a Maserati
It's a Maserati
It's a gettin' hotty
It's a Maserati, Maserati, Maserati
It's a fast one too baby damn thing's turbocharged
You feel like getting a little fuel injection honey?
I'll tell ya about it, I'll tell you about it
Now check out the hood scoop
I gotta get that hood scoop off, shine and shine and buff
I gotta buff it up, buff it up, buff it up, buff it up, buff it up,
Yeah, shiny now baby, heh heh heh
You've been drivin' all night long
It's time to put the old Maserati away
So you look for a garage, you think you see a garage
Wait a minute, Hey!, there's one up ahead
And the damn thing's open
Hello! Get in there!

Is my baby alive? (Is my baby alive?)
Is my baby alive? (Is my baby alive?)
Is my baby alive?
She Wango'd to death!

No, seriously, I didn't make it up ... those are ACTUALLY (most of) THE LYRICS TO THE TITLE TRACK OF HIS 1980 ALBUM "Wango Tango".

And Chucklenutz here ... likes to jump onstage and play music with this JOKE of a human being.

EDIT: Okay, so i just watched the video, and when they pan out to the audience ... all the graying folks ... I mean ... of the sort that would be at Faux taping of Mike Huckabee ... those people just had to be absolutely MORTIFIED at what they were hearing. Hilarious.

And truth told, I'd not be a BIT surprised if that wasn't the first time Chucklenutz ever actually heard the tune ... Ted's people probably just sent him over a chord chart before the taping, then unleashed that raunchy-ass shit on his show and took him completely by surprise.

Which, if it was like, The Stones, busting out Brown Sugar ... would've been awesome ... but since Ted's such a toolbag, and the song so STUPID, I can't even enjoy it for it's subversion value.

AFA the performance goes, his voice is total crap ... but I gotta say, that guitar tone is pretty friggin' sweet ... wouldn't mind having that rig ...

[Omaha Steve]

20. K&R!

[William769]

21. Kick & highly recommended.

[czarjak]

22. Hey Mikey...

Nice try chump. But rest assured you have born again hypocrites vote in the bag.

[Amethyst Ring]

25. How dumb does he think we are?

Seriously. I don't care if they sang 'Mary Has A Little Lamb'. Huckabee still stood up with a known racist and draft-dodging clown like it was a good thing.

[flying-skeleton]

26. Huckabee is a liar

He claimed no such thing in the interview with Jon Stewart a few days ago. After that interview, he realized that this incident was going to be a problem for his presidency run and needed to be addressed. So he decided, as all republicans do, to rewrite history and lie about it. What a FUCKIN' Liar !!

[napkinz]

27. Huck & Ted

[Hubert Flottz]

29. Reverend Huckster reminds me of this other

preacher on TV... *****

[PatrynXX]

30. think he misplaced his ten comandments

thou shalt not lie X_X whoopsie

[Solly Mack]

32. Of course he lied. He opened his mouth.

He can't do one without doing the other.

[SummerSnow]

36. NONE of the lyrics were changed in that horrible performance

and Huckabee was enjoying it. He likes songs about venereal disease and it's sensation

[tooeyeten]

38. Even if he did

Huckabee and Nugent, after what he said about Beyonce snd the first children? Huckabee is some kind of nut.

[kacekwl]

39. I hope he went ...

straight to confession.