World Expresses Shock, Outrage at American Ballgate
A global outpouring of support arose today for the United States as it grapples with sports teams threatening the freedom of Americans with UFF's, or Under-inflated Fucking Footballs. UN Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon issued a demand for an immediate end to the usage of such tools, calling them "a crime against face-painted humans everywhere".
Millions of Europeans marched in support, with French banners declaring "Jes Suis Wilson", and street soccer games foregone for a day of tackle football. In the fucking street.
ISIS members paused today in their bloody activities to offer condolences to US citizens facing the ghastly specter of deflated footballs ("at least they are not actual pigskin"
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From high in orbit, astronauts aboard the International Space Station advised - "From up here, you cannot see any international borders. And you sure as hell can't see any fucking footballs."
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clear discrimination against my generation.
- K&R
