ISIS vows to throw Gays off the Leaning Tower of Pizza

[Rhinodawg]

Hapless Islamic State militants have vowed online to take over Rome - and 'throw homosexuals off the leaning tower of pizza'.

In the message, posted by a Twitter account linked to the terror group, the ISIS supporter also threatens to bring sharia law to the Italian capital.

It comes just days after masked jihadists warned of their intention to conquer the city in a video that showed the mass beheading of 21 Christians in Libya.

But rather than spark widespread panic, the threats have triggered a flood of mocking responses - with dozens taking to social media to make fun of the jihadists and their takeover plans.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2963229/ISIS-vow-Rome-throw-homosexuals-leaning-tower-PIZZA.html


They have done it before...

[a la izquierda]

1. Off the leaning tower...of pizza?

[jakeXT]

3. Maybe the twitter user is from Ohio

http://www.pizzatower.com/asp/index.asp

[Nuclear Unicorn]

5. As much as it is good to mock these hateful monsters I also know they will make good

on their words, misused though they may be and that means innocent people dying horribly.

[CurtEastPoint]

6. Thank you. Tossing people off a tower is a real fucking knee-slapper. They're gay. Who cares?

Right?

[Nuclear Unicorn]

10. I doubt the person I originally responsed to discounts people for being gay. I actually want to

share their sense of derision towards ISIS but I can't shake the sense of horror their victims must feel.

[Rhinodawg]

15. While their spelling is funny,

one terrorist attack and no one will laugh.

[Nuclear Unicorn]

27. "one terrorist attack and no one will laugh."

I think of those already killed and I want to cry.

[a la izquierda]

20. My mom is a lesbian and my uncle is gay.

Kindly take your sanctimony and shove it.

I find the OP rather tiresome, but of course he's free to post what he wants; however, if Italians aren't panicking in fear over ISIS, why the hell should I?

[a la izquierda]

24. What? That I have gay family members?

Or that you're an Islamophobe?

I know my family, so...
You post thinly veiled hostile material against Muslims and then post stupid responses like the one above.

[a la izquierda]

29. I edited my post. It's not blatant, so my apologies for that.

You post thinly veiled, hostile OPs. Constantly. But the last ten OPS have been about ISIS. So fair enough. They're a pretty hateful group worthy of scorn. I'll edit my other comment.

[a la izquierda]

21. Probably so.

I find the OP tiresome, his links to Daily Mail articles comical. But I appreciate your defense down thread. My mockery of "pizza" has zero to do with ISIS victims and everything to do with the stunning ignorance of the original ISIS tweet.

[Rhinodawg]

2. We should talk to them ....

Learn to understand each other.

[dixiegrrrrl]

7. and teach them spelling.

and geography.

[randome]

9. Offer them pizza. Pizza always brings people together.

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[FrodosPet]

12. It sounds like such a logical idea

How many other people want Pepperoni, mushrooms, banana peppers, and tomatoes at the same time you do?

"Let's get Hawaiian! I love ham and pineapple"

"Meat is murder! Broccoli and feta cheese on a thin crust"

"I'm not eating a freaking rabbit pizza! Sausage, bacon, and ground beef"

"Can't we just all get along and order a BBQ chicken deep dish?"

"We gotta go to Green Lantern, Buddy's, or at least order from Jet's. Julius won't eat Hungry Howies"

[randome]

13. Well, maybe pizza isn't always the answer.

But hey, if we find out what type of pizza ISIS prefers, we can order that and I'll happily chow down with them so long as they agree to not kill me.

Unless they insist on anchovies, then...d'oh! I see what you mean!
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[FrodosPet]

14. A beer bash or beach blanket bingo is probably out as well

[LuvNewcastle]

4. I love pizza!

If they took me to a tower of pizza, I'd eat it out from under them before they could get me to the top. ISIS doesn't scare me!

[dissentient]

8. It is "Pisa"

though, the leaning tower of Pizza sounds like a good restaurant chain franchise name.

[randome]

11. Wait until they get a look at the new Italian security guards! They'll think twice about that plan!

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[jwirr]

16. One of the speakers on Chris Hayes show was explaining the ISIS version of the end times. She

predicted that Rome was next to last on their agenda and Damascus was the final stop. So far what she has said has proved true.

She did not mention homosexuals. That is just another group they are using to recruit their army. If they keep it up they will have the rw joining them.

[CJCRANE]

18. We're watching a narrative unfold in front of our very eyes.

Once you realize that, what's happened and going to happen won't surprise you.

It's like watching a genre movie, everything is telegraphed in advance, and you can get a pretty good feeling about how things are going to play out.

[jwirr]

22. Yes, and it is easy to see why President Obama does not want us to validate them as a real

religion.

[Takket]

17. Has Victoria Jackson heads this?

Because she said Obama's support of gay marriage proves he us a jihadist...

[CJCRANE]

19. We can stagnate this group by cutting the funding and supply routes.

Long convoys of Toyota trucks should be easy to hit, for example.

[alphafemale]

26. Grab hold of some mozzerella. It is really stretchy.

Glide on down.

Pizza!

[Corey_Baker08]

28. I Don't Generally Support War, But These Terrorist Need To Be Killed...

[Brigid]

31. Dear ISIS or ISIL or whatever you idiots call yourselves:

Might want to brush up on your geography. It will be hard to throw anyone off that tower when you don't even know where it is.

[GeorgeGist]

32. Go ahead and laugh ...