Religious Right Pundit Kevin Swanson: 'Wicked' Girl Scouts Will Turn Girls Into 'Lesbian Communists'

[big_dog]

Today on “Generations Radio,” Religious Right pundit Kevin Swanson repeated his criticisms of the Girl Scouts, which he previously said is a “wicked” organization that is turning young girls into lesbian communists. “Please, I beg of you, do not buy Girl Scout cookies,” he said at the time. “Please, I beg of you, stop buying Girl Scout cookies.” Swanson insisted on today’s program that he isn’t “backing away” from the Girl Scouts issue because the organization corrupts children and, as Jesus said in the Gospel of Matthew, “If you offend one of these little ones who believes in me, it would be better for you that a millstone be hanged around your neck and you be drowned at the bottom of the sea.”

Later in the program, Swanson said that people are leaving the Girl Scouts because the vast majority of “parents who really care about their little girls do not want them being lesbians at 24 years of age.”

“Now there’s a six percent out there that are thinking, ‘I would love for my girl to grow up and become a lesbian and never get married and never, ever, ever, ever fulfill God’s role for her as a woman,’” Swanson continued. “My guess is the average parent in America, I’m talking 95 percent of parents in America, are not going to be keen on their kids growing up and becoming lesbians and homosexuals at 24 years of age. It’s one reason why I have a hard time understanding why they send their kids, their little six-, seven-, eight- and nine-year-old kids to schools with the GLSEN-sponsored signs plastered all over the facilities.”

Swanson also posed an important question to parents who send their children to public schools: “I would love to ask these parents: Is it your objective that your kids be well indoctrinated in lesbianism and homosexuality such that they will become the future lesbians of America?” “I think 94, 95, 96 percent of Americans will say, ‘That’s unacceptable, that is not my vision for my little girl, I don’t want my little girl turning into a lesbian,’” he added.
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[FSogol]

1. Note to self: Buy more Thin Mints tonight.

[big_dog]

2. lesbian communist girl scout cookies ain't that bad Kevin...especially around Halloween

[lame54]

9. I wonder how many cookie jokes they had to put with that night

[guillaumeb]

3. certainly glad I do not eat Girl Scout cookies

I am told that the thin mints are the worst.

Does it take 24 years for the cookies to turn people gay?
Is there a scientific reason why?
Does that mean gay people did not exist prior to the invention of Girl Scout cookies?
Can we find out who invented Girl Scout cookies?

Can we test for this phenomenon?

Senator Graham, have a cookie. Have another.

[big_dog]

5. the cookies are scientfically designed to turn girls gay at the end of their 23rd year

or when they are juniors in college, whichever is sooner, doesn't everyone know that?

[FSogol]

13. You would be wrong: "I am told that the thin mints are the worst"

[Tommy_Carcetti]

4. BTW, "Lesbian Communists" was the second most requested porn title in Havana.

Right behind "Castros Gone Wild".

[big_dog]

6. or 'Weekend at Raouls'

n/t

[Initech]

20. Or "Debbie Does Guantanamo"

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

7. I was a Girl Scout. I sold cookies and got some merit badges.

We also went camping a couple times. But somehow I never got either the "lesbian" badge or the "communist" badge. My troop leader must have fallen down on the job.

I have noticed, however, that the cookies aren't as good as they used to be.The thin mints are kind of waxy and they don't even seem to make my favorites, the savannahs, any more. Do you suppose that has something to do with all those lesbian communists?

[Zorra]

8. Girl Scout cookies make great gifts! Doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or

trans, nothing says "I love you" like a full box of Samoas!

[big_dog]

12. the Lemon ones are really good

and the do-se-dos too

[nomorenomore08]

19. Samoas! My favorite!

Only downside is they've renamed them Caramel Delights. Lame.

[hifiguy]

10. Nurse!! Head for this pinhead's studio

with a gallon of liquid Thorazine. Horse-sized injections every hour on the hour.

People like this are irretrievably insane.

[One_Life_To_Give]

11. This Kevin Swanson must work for Planet Fitness

He's doing a heck of Job at ruining my diet!

[LeftyMom]

14. So close to Kevin Swanson Bingo, I just need "Mark Twain"

Of course the free space is "Cannibalism".

[XemaSab]

16. lolz

[Marrah_G]

15. Imagine if his little girl is a lesbian

Growing up with him as a father would be hell.

[mythology]

17. Some people are just really really stupid

And apparently have no desire to keep that fact hidden.

[sarisataka]

18. KEVIN---- DUDE!!!!!

calm down. Have a few Tagalogs.

My little one has never brought home any flyer about Lesbian Outing Day. They have gone dog sledding, learned about several other countries, learned to cook a few things (that's good and feminine right?), learned archery (that is in the Hunger Games so it must be feminine too), cleaned up a park and visited the local Air National Guard installation...
No visits to lesbian clubs- though they are taught to accept all people as they are.

If that's too radical Kevin, have some Thin Mints. They will help mellow you out.

[olddots]

21. science must study this turd maggots brain

We must learn from this disaster and make sure it never happens again .

[Albertoo]

22. Kevin Swanson's obsession with lesbianism is weird

Could it mean he wished he had been born a girl?

Or bisexual? So many odd questions about this guy.