Iran Offers to Mediate Talks Between Republicans and Obama

[Pacifist Patriot]

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/iran-offers-to-mediate-talks-between-republicans-and-obama?mbid=nl_031015_Borowitz&CNDID=30089463&spMailingID=7569735&spUserID=NjQwNDQzOTg5NzcS1&spJobID=640862121&spReportId=NjQwODYyMTIxS0

Borowitz nails the truly pathetic state of affairs.

..."Hours after Iran made its offer, President Obama said that he was willing to meet with his congressional adversaries under the auspices of Tehran, but questioned whether “any deal reached with Republicans is worth the paper it’s written on.”

For their part, the Republicans said they would only agree to talks if there were no preconditions, such as recognizing President Obama’s existence."

[Spazito]

1. LOL!

"For their part, the Republicans said they would only agree to talks if there were no preconditions, such as recognizing President Obama’s existence."

Perfect!

[marym625]

2. Love it! K&R

[4139]

3. LOl!

[iandhr]

4. Damn it.

I guessed The Onion

[Wounded Bear]

5. Oh, Andy, you've done it again...

[BumRushDaShow]

6. Touché

[20rahul20]

7. do you knw

Hours after Iran made its offer, President Obama said that he was willing to meet with his congressional adversaries under the auspices of Tehran, but questioned whether “any deal reached with Republicans is worth the paper it’s written on.”

[KeepItReal]

8. 'He invited Obama and the Republicans to meet in Tehran to hash out their differences'

Bwahahahaha!

[Bryce Butler]

9. LMAO!

[erronis]

10. Any way I can buy some more DU upvotes?

I could only dream of when the Sergeant at Arms comes and takes away all of these cretins for the Tiber Creek dungeons, that these poor excuses for americans have to watch segment after segment of mockery such as this.

[kacekwl]

11. Great !!

[Martin Eden]

12. This is more believable than, for example ...

... appointing Jim Inhofe (R- Climate Change Denier) to chair the Senate Environment and Public Works Committee.