Tom Cotton Memes - Funny!

[Aerows]

Last edited Mon Mar 16, 2015, 10:35 PM - Edit history (1)

Playinghardball started it here - all credit is his, I just had to run away with it a bit:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026372016

[Aerows]

1. All Credit goes to Playinghardball that set me off on this!

[Aerows]

41. The real deal

[Aerows]

2. A new few I made

[Aerows]

54. Law

[Aerows]

3. And finally, excuses.

[livetohike]

4. Thanks for the laughs!

[Aerows]

5. I must credit playinghardball

that posted the first one, and then I just went off LOL!

Glad you chuckled. I'm sure I'll think up some others, or maybe other intrepid DUers will

[cwydro]

46. I just hope they get out on FB or somewhere

so the idiot himself can see them.

They're brilliant!

[Aerows]

52. Me too

Feel free to use them if you can.

[Aerows]

6. Another P5+1

[haikugal]

7. Ha!

These are good! Thanks

[malaise]

8. Delish

[Aerows]

11. Glad to make you laugh

my friend

[malaise]

13. Cotton and Cruz

Dumb and Dumber on steroids

[Aerows]

14. It rather sounds

like a way to do an emergency catheter and enema combination.

[malaise]

15. Hahahahahaha n/t

[Aerows]

17. Am I wrong?

[malaise]

42. No you're right

[lovemydog]

36. Lightbulb up your butt? Before using Cotton and Cruz,

try working it out with Diplomacy.

[Aerows]

53. There aren't enough

illustrations to show how absolutely immature this "Senator" is.

He's a two-month year old, and 46 Senators followed him.

What the hell does that say about the Senate?

[Aerows]

9. Another P5+1

[Aerows]

16. I kinda liked this one the best

Because it sums up the Tom Cotton letter.

[belpejic]

10. Appalachian affirmative action (nt)

[Aerows]

12. Nope

I defy the notion that our brothers and sisters from any region are as dumb as Tom Cotton. I'm from the south. I don't wake up every morning and posit, "Well what on Earth can I do today to be as stupid, racist and idiotic as I can"?

Arkansas_Granny sure doesn't. She's a peach. What about folks like me in the deep south like LuvNewcastle, and those in the PNW like countryjake (whom I have not congratulated yet on his win in the photo contest this month!).

I'm pretty sure that people in Alaska, like our esteemed bravenak or Blue_in_AK will also shun the title of red just because they live in a red state.

I'm not sure where you live, but I'm sorry to say, you probably live around some assholes. The point is to flower where ever you are, despite the assholes, and bring some light there. No matter where you live, there will be idiots. Don't be a part of them and stereotype a LOT of people that are trying to see a brighter light and a better future.

[bravenak]

20. I agree. Blue and I could NEVER be considered RED.

I hate the red state stereotype. We try so hard to educate our neighbors. And we know that one day our hard work will pay off.

[Aerows]

22. Indeed.

I may live in a deeply red state, probably redder than yours, brave, but I will attempt to turn it bluer as best I can.

Giving our party things to love about it instead of just things to hate about it (Like this Tom Cotton fool) would go a long way to helping those who want to galvanize our voters into a force at the polls.

Republicans do not speak my language. I know this already. But just because Democrats are less angry, horrible and nasty doesn't mean they are giving me something to go on to galvanize said voters.

We need a little more than that.

[bravenak]

24. We deserve more if they want our votes.

"They'll kill you harder" does not do it for me.

[Aerows]

25. Nor me.

OT - My God, it's already so damn hot down here that I am ready to scream. I'm 110lbs - it for sure isn't fat that is making me hot. Humidity and damn HEAT have already set it. I had like 3 precious months where I wasn't dying, and it was gloriously cold enough to breathe.

It's only March! Ack!

[bravenak]

26. I remember you sewing a scarf!! That was just recently.

I feel hot too. It was like 40 degrees today, I woke up sweating, feeling sick. I hate the heat too. This summer will be terrible. My mom put in a great ac system last year so, I guess I'll be over there.

[Aerows]

27. I was

But the humidity here is horrible. It was 85. In March. We are headed for hell with the humidity. Mid March.

If I woke up and it was 40F I'd be so overjoyed I'd be glad to just get up, put on more clothes and make tea.

[bravenak]

28. Damn.

This is why nobody can convince me to move back to LA. Too hot. I miss the beach but I never feel that heatstroke feeling.

[Jamastiene]

31. Wouldn't that be sweet?

We barely had anything even remotely resembling Winter here in NC and now it is Sprummer. I refuse to call what we have Spring. It might pretend it is, but it is more like Summer in most places.

[Aerows]

34. If it was 40F

I'd jump out of bed and make all of you breakfast and be pleased that I wasn't going to burn up.

[Jamastiene]

30. Hey, can I come over too?

I'm the same way with the heat. I constantly fight with my aunt about the thermostat. I wish there was a way to keep it the 80 (might as well be 80,000 to me) in her room and keep it nice and cool in my room.

I got overheated and sick today because of the heat. It gives me a headache too and makes me nauseated. I overheat really easily. I'd love to go somewhere that is cooler and stay there. I wish we had a real winter here instead of that extended fall that counts as winter. We don't have a real Spring either. I call it Sprummer, because it's March and already so hot.

[bravenak]

33. You came come. I feel like a Stark when I leave here. Ready to get back to Winterfell.

I fight with my landlord because he keeps the heat on in the hallways all Summer long. I usually go and turn it down at the source. I think our summer is like spring in other places. I love it. When you get ready you should check this place out. It's nice.

[Aerows]

35. I'll fix that little problem

If I recall correctly, Jamastiene is pretty adept at wiring as well, though I may be misremembering.

In any case, I am indeed, the electrician you were looking for.

[bravenak]

38. Poor guy, he would cry.

He's from Cali too and swears he needs it hot because of that. I told him to go home, he came to the wrong place.

[Aerows]

39. Judging from how much Jamastiene

is hating NC's heat, and I am detesting the Gulf Coasts heat, at some point, as solitary travelers we'll meet, converge and cross the desert, like in Resident Evil.

We will make it to the sanctuary of Alaska.

[bravenak]

40. Like an awesome dystopian film.

You can dodge conservative zombies on the way up. California is running out of water so, don't go through there. Too dangerous.

[Aerows]

58. I like to daydream

and come up with odd plots .

I knew you would get it

[Jamastiene]

29. + 999,999,999,999,999

only because I have no clue what to call the number that comes after that.

[Aerows]

37. Let's just leave it

at yottillions.

[cwydro]

47. Perfect post.

Thank you for that.

[Aerows]

57. You are welcome

I will always step up to the plate to dispel notions that my Democratic brothers and sisters from Red states are somehow more diminished than their Blue state counterparts.

If anything, we have to work harder.

[Gothmog]

18. Thanks for posting

[Aerows]

19. I'll try to think up some more

But I'd welcome some other people pitching in

[Gothmog]

44. #47traitors on twitter have a ton of good memes

[Aerows]

56. I'm just doing my part

in churning out material. I don't have a twitter or facebook account, but if you want to link them, I would appreciate it.

[oldandhappy]

21. you and playinghardball gave me smiles

Thanks!

[Aerows]

23. You are welcome :) n/t

[Jamastiene]

32. These are great!

K&R

[TheBlackAdder]

43. Socialist says what?

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[Aerows]

45. Perfect!

I love it

[stevenleser]

48. I want to share this everywhere. Let me know if thats ok and if you want credit. nt

[Aerows]

50. I don't need credit

spread it EVERYWHERE!

But I did make most of them except the original idea, so no worries about somebody shrieking about copyrights.

Hell, I want them out there, and leave me or credit out of it. It was my duty to put this idiot in his place.

[napkinz]

49. great stuff!

[Aerows]

55. Thanks!

Added one upthread

[Aerows]

51. We need more of them

I have displayed mine.

Display yours!