"He who smelt it, dealt it"

[kpete]

Someone Did a Shit So Bad On a British Airways Plane That It Had to Turn Around and Come Back Again


A British Airways flight was forced to turn around and land over the weekend because somebody did a shit so bad the plane was essentially rendered useless. Imagine living your life in the knowledge that you once turded so appallingly that a 747-400 had to turn around and land. Your liquid shit brought a £360 million airplane juddering out of the sky. Imagine looking your loved ones in the face after that. Imagine hugging your mum. You couldn't. Your arsehole is essentially a terrorist.

Anyway, the BA flight from Heathrow to Dubai on Saturday had to turn around and flop back down again at Heathrow just 30 minutes into the seven-hour flight because somebody did a toilet crime.

Hertsmere Tory councillor Abhishek Sachdev—who has clearly not heard the "he who smelt it, dealt it" directive—happened to be on the flight, and, as well as tweeting his response ("Insane! Our BA flight to Dubai returned back to Heathrow because of a smelly poo in the toilet! 15hrs until next flight... #britishairways&quot also spoke to the Daily Mail about the ordeal. Again: imagine making a smell so bad a Tory councillor talks to a national paper about it.


http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/someone-did-a-shit-so-bad-a-british-airways-flight-had-to-turn-around-and-land-475

[Nye Bevan]

1. The extra spicy Vindaloo curry the night before, with 4 pints of Guinness,

was clearly ill-advised in retrospect.

[FSogol]

2. They should have just opened a window.

[Cracklin Charlie]

3. Was it a RomneyAir jet?

[Baitball Blogger]

4. Someone's a white knuckle flyer.

[LiberalEsto]

5. They need to post something like this

[glowing]

6. Was it really a poo or someone putting a stink bomb on a plane..

Maybe It was left by a previous passenger? And with all the safety precautions we go thru, it would look bad if security let a pink kid leave a stink bomb behind on a plane.

[TheCowsCameHome]

7. Haha. A pink kid.

Those pink kids - I tell ya, they are a mischevious bunch.

[TheCowsCameHome]

8. Too bad the load wasn't dropped on a Tea Party rally.

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[DemocratSinceBirth]

9. Did we need this?/NT

[L0oniX]

10. The TSA is now demanding that everyone must fart before boarding. NO BOMBS of any sort.

[Jenny Red Eye]

11. They should have just released the oxygen masks.