'To hell with the Alimo; rember Perl Horber' (pics)

[Newsjock]

Floating around Twitter this weekend:
https://twitter.com/ItsTheBrandi/status/581667264237346816



I was a little skeptical, but someone else apparently took a picture of the same vehicle elsewhere a few months ago:
http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/2ew0c5/

[MineralMan]

1. Nothing like making your stupidity clear to everyone.

At least they spelled "Hell" right. Morons abound.

[Scuba]

29. You can teach 'em to spell or teach 'em to hate, but not both.

[PCIntern]

2. Gud speling and gramer has went. nt

[HereSince1628]

3. I suppose stupid doesn't deserve privacy protections...

[Action_Patrol]

4. Why would there be an expectation of privacy here?

[HereSince1628]

9. I suppose because we can be true to ourselves

Who am I to say...maybe this really does truly reflect us at our best.

[Jack Rabbit]

22. Privacy? We're just helping them sped the gud word

Now, if I can only figure out what they're trying to say.

[WorseBeforeBetter]

25. Because the whole thing looks like a bullshit Photoshop job. (n/t)

[treestar]

53. None out in public

It is weird there are people who think there is.

Wear a hat and sunglasses. It is not just for movie stars

[Action_Patrol]

55. Exactly.

You don't have any expectation (especially when piloting the Grammar-Mobile) this person deserves all the ridicule we can muster.

[treestar]

56. The grammar mobile

Love it!

[WorseBeforeBetter]

16. I would have blurred out the license plate number...

if I had posted the pic. But not everyone feels the need to do that.

[Snotcicles]

20. And their better half exiting the passenger side. nt

[WorseBeforeBetter]

24. It looks Photoshopped... I'm a little more awake now.

But, yes, her too... I would have blurred her face or cropped the pic. I'm guessing "Remember Pearl Harbor" is all that's slapped on the back, but folks need to get their internet jollies.

[xfundy]

33. No, no it doesn't.

PShop artists wouldn't have fucked it up to that degree.

[WorseBeforeBetter]

48. Yes, it does.

"REMBER PERL" is spaced much more widely than "HORBER." Some of the letters seem very level, others catawampus. But The Internet gets a fiver with this: overweight, white, racist, not Texas, and lousy parkers. Wheee!

Whatever. It is, or it isn't. There are more important things to focus on this beautiful Sunday afternoon. Like lunch...

[ScreamingMeemie]

35. And you know this is his/her better half how?

This could be a woman with the photographer, waiting while he/she takes the picture.
This could be a woman getting into the car next to this truck.
This could be a woman on her way to her car in another row, and someone recognizes her and shouts her name.
This could be a woman doing what I do on a regular basis these days... "Where the hell did I park my car?"

[WorseBeforeBetter]

49. Exactly.

So much internet rush to judgment. Bet she hates salsa, too!

[Historic NY]

50. She isn't getting out of the truck...

but entering or exiting the vehicle next to it.

[Snotcicles]

51. After closer inspection of the picture, I believe you are correct and I will retract my call. nt

[Hassin Bin Sober]

31. I never understood the practice of blurring the license plate number.

How is that identifying to anybody whithout DMV or police records access?

The plates are purposely placed where everyone can see them and the records are protected so few people can access the record data.

The numbers on that plate means nothing to me. Just like the thousand plates I will see on my long drive home today.

[WorseBeforeBetter]

47. People with access do favors for those without.

Sometimes. I don't always trust people to do the right thing.

A coworker just tapped into someone with access to verify the name and address of a guy she's thinking of dating. A friend's forensic accountant father sleuthed a man one of his daughters was engaged to. An Ohioan hospital worker nosed around a patient's medical record and "syphilis-shamed" her on Facebook. And you know those "public servants" in Ferguson were digging around where they shouldn't have been digging.

I wouldn't share someone else's info online, and wouldn't want mine shared. But I appear to be in the minority on this issue.

[eppur_se_muova]

57. Someone could make a copy of that license plate, and it would check as valid in a police scan.

And it might be especially helpful to have one from a distant state.

The crooks are always more devious than you imagine. ALWAYS.

[Johnyawl]

27. The guy puts this on the back of his SUV for all the world to see...

...and you're worried about HIS privacy? If he doesn't seem too worried about his privacy, why would we be?

And I have to say, bad spelling and stupidity aside I have to somewhat agree with the sentiment expressed. There's nothing more obnoxious than a Texan living someplace other then Texas. They seem to be pretty decent people when they're in Texas, I've found them to be polite, well mannered and considerate, but let them live someplace else and they just can't seem to be Texan enough. Flags and bumper stickers and Texas this and Texas that until you're sick to death of it. I figure this poor Oregonian has one such fellow as a neighbor and finally snapped under the weight of his Texaness and one drunken saturday night painted that on the back of his SUV just to rile the neighbor. Luckily the guy it's aimed at is Texan so he won't pick up on the spelling errors.

[Cirque du So-What]

5. And then there's that parking job...

[krispos42]

13. That was the second thing I noticed

After the terrible spelling.

Love that pic of the "asshole parking", and I shall return a favor:

[Snotcicles]

17. Dollars to Donuts he's a large pistol packing bully freak with an addiction to confrontation. nt

[FailureToCommunicate]

23. "...addiction to confrontation" Wow, that's a good expression. Lotta that going around

these days.

[PatrickforO]

21. LMAO

[Ichingcarpenter]

6. Alimo is a village

Alimo is a village in Ancuabe District in Cabo Delgado Province in northeastern Mozambique


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alimo

Perl is a family of high-level, general-purpose, interpreted, dynamic programming languages.The Perl languages borrow features from other programming languages including C, shell scripting (sh), AWK, and sed.


Horber Funeral Chapel
206 S 5TH STREET
Las Animas, CO 81054
- See more at: http://www.legacy.com/funeral-homes/colorado/las-animas/horber-funeral-chapel/fh-20343#sthash.mD7H3b1m.dpuf

[TheCowsCameHome]

7. Stuff like that craks me up.

[JayhawkSD]

8. I can't believe that isn't a Texas license plate.

I know, I know, no Texan would say "To hell with the Alimo," but the ignorance is clearly Texan in magnitude.

[Chellee]

11. I think it might be Oregon.

I think the green blob is a tree.

[CanonRay]

15. It's Oregon

The license plate holder reads "Kendall" which is an Oregon dealership. The other plate I can see is also Oregon.

[JayhawkSD]

59. I know it's Oregon.

I recognized it immediately. I was commenting on the ignorance of Texans.

[Snotcicles]

18. +1. Everything is bigger in Texas. nt

[TexasEditor]

60. Have you ever been to Texas?

Probably the owner of this truck hasn't.

[Snarkoleptic]

10. Parked way over the line like a doofus as well.

n/t

[TheCowsCameHome]

12. ...with a battleship tied up to it.

[lpbk2713]

14. Alabama is off the hook as long as this is on GD page one.

[surrealAmerican]

19. That's got to be a joke, right?

Please tell me the car is actually owned by a woman named "Perl Horber".

[JHB]

26. It's a covert ad for divorce lawyer Perl Harbor...

Ms. Harbor is famous for getting her clients out of alimo(ny) payments.

[yuiyoshida]

28. Taking a wild guess here..."rember Perl Horber"

BET they probably hate Japanese... You won't find them at any sushi restaurant!

[Snotcicles]

30. LOL. Nope, meat and potatoes all the way. nt

[yuiyoshida]

32. AND DON'T GIVE THEM ANY OF THOSE

CHOPPY STICKS NEITHER!!!!

[Snotcicles]

38. Could poke an eye out with one of them dadblame things. nt

[yuiyoshida]

39. how da hell do those

Goofy Asians hold them things... OH CRAP, give me a god damn fork and knife!! This is AMURIKA DAMN IT!!!!

[Snotcicles]

40. Besides that they only slowdown an inexperienced user. nt

[Snotcicles]

42. And we all know how crucial consumption time is, when one is in buffet mode. nt

[Marr]

34. Maybe Perl Horber is a local bluegrass musician.

[Vinca]

36. Whoa . . . somebody needs to buy a few vowels.

[Dr. Strange]

37. Perl Horber...A Day that will live in infime.

[leveymg]

41. Nice parking job. But, hey, 7,000 lbs loaded - who's going to argue with that thing?

On second thought, park where you want.

[Spirochete]

43. Nice failgate.

What a weird thing to put on a vehicle. Sure parks like a douche.

[liberal N proud]

44. Wonder how many traffic accidents this guy has caused...

Drivers losing control while laughing their button off.

It seems to right wing trait, spelling as deranged as their political ideals.

[heaven05]

45. a perfect example

of the repubthug base.

[Cleita]

46. Why do these fourth grade drop outs insist on printing signs.

Do they not know they are "morans"?

[NRaleighLiberal]

52. so hod to rember howta spel

[Special Prosciuto]

54. Maybe that's Perl Horber standing at right.

[pinboy3niner]

58. No, I think that's Kay Sonn