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onehandle

(51,122 posts) Wed May 9, 2012, 07:14 PM May 2012

Can somebody remind me when President Obama is going to make all freeps gay marry?

I can't find the answer, even through the White House's web site's, secret librul 'back door.'

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Can somebody remind me when President Obama is going to make all freeps gay marry? (Original Post) onehandle May 2012 OP

Second term. Bolo Boffin May 2012 #1

Same day he personally goes house to house confiscating firearms. Scuba May 2012 #2

I assume starting next Monday. kestrel91316 May 2012 #3

Okay, now THAT would destroy marriage. Bruce Wayne May 2012 #4

He has to ban straight marriage and legalize dogs and cats sleeping together first. n/t cynatnite May 2012 #5

Mass hysteria. nt onehandle May 2012 #8

Gay partners will be assigned only after arrival at the re-education camp. JBoy May 2012 #6

in June kcdoug1 May 2012 #7

And the FReepers will have to march in the parades, too! pinboy3niner May 2012 #10

I can hear it now HillWilliam May 2012 #16

I was thinking how awkward they would feel, how utterly uncomfortable they would be... pinboy3niner May 2012 #18

Dude, don't get me started HillWilliam May 2012 #20

It's going to be part of the victory celebrations when the War On Christmas is won. nt msanthrope May 2012 #9

Tomorrow I thought. DFab420 May 2012 #11

After he forces them to join the military... richmwill May 2012 #12

Right after he takes their guns away... YoungDemCA May 2012 #13

This will teach me to read ALL replies before posting my reply! rustydog May 2012 #15

Probably immediately after he is done taking everyones guns! rustydog May 2012 #14

The law takes effect Nov. 7 LadyHawkAZ May 2012 #17

Now you go spilling the beans. nadinbrzezinski May 2012 #19

Bolo Boffin

(23,796 posts)

1. Second term.

Reply to onehandle (Original post)

Wed May 9, 2012, 07:15 PM

May 2012

Right after he grows the dreads out.

Scuba

(53,475 posts)

2. Same day he personally goes house to house confiscating firearms.

Reply to onehandle (Original post)

Wed May 9, 2012, 07:18 PM

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kestrel91316

(51,666 posts)

3. I assume starting next Monday.

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Wed May 9, 2012, 07:24 PM

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Bruce Wayne

(692 posts)

4. Okay, now THAT would destroy marriage.

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Wed May 9, 2012, 07:25 PM

May 2012

cynatnite

(31,011 posts)

5. He has to ban straight marriage and legalize dogs and cats sleeping together first. n/t

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Wed May 9, 2012, 07:26 PM

May 2012

onehandle

(51,122 posts)

8. Mass hysteria. nt

Reply to cynatnite (Reply #5)

Wed May 9, 2012, 07:51 PM

May 2012

JBoy

(8,021 posts)

6. Gay partners will be assigned only after arrival at the re-education camp.

Reply to onehandle (Original post)

Wed May 9, 2012, 07:27 PM

May 2012

This was clarified in Monday's planning teleconference.

kcdoug1

(222 posts)

7. in June

Reply to onehandle (Original post)

Wed May 9, 2012, 07:48 PM

May 2012

Gay Pride month

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

10. And the FReepers will have to march in the parades, too!

Reply to kcdoug1 (Reply #7)

Wed May 9, 2012, 08:06 PM

May 2012

THAT would be a sight to see!

HillWilliam

(3,310 posts)

16. I can hear it now

Reply to pinboy3niner (Reply #10)

Wed May 9, 2012, 09:29 PM

May 2012

"NO! Your OTHER left foot!!"

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

18. I was thinking how awkward they would feel, how utterly uncomfortable they would be...

Reply to HillWilliam (Reply #16)

Wed May 9, 2012, 09:39 PM

May 2012

...if they actually had to march in a gay pride parade. Not to mention the OUTFITS we could dress them in...

HillWilliam

(3,310 posts)

20. Dude, don't get me started

Reply to pinboy3niner (Reply #18)

Wed May 9, 2012, 10:12 PM

May 2012

I'm ex-military AND gay.

I have a streak of the Merciless Drill in me a mile wide. And not a little perversity.

msanthrope

(37,549 posts)

9. It's going to be part of the victory celebrations when the War On Christmas is won. nt

Reply to onehandle (Original post)

Wed May 9, 2012, 08:02 PM

May 2012

DFab420

(2,466 posts)

11. Tomorrow I thought.

Reply to onehandle (Original post)

Wed May 9, 2012, 08:06 PM

May 2012

richmwill

(1,326 posts)

12. After he forces them to join the military...

Reply to onehandle (Original post)

Wed May 9, 2012, 08:45 PM

May 2012

...which, according to the freeps, now have nightly gay orgies once DADT was repealed.

YoungDemCA

(5,714 posts)

13. Right after he takes their guns away...

Reply to onehandle (Original post)

Wed May 9, 2012, 08:46 PM

May 2012

rustydog

(9,186 posts)

15. This will teach me to read ALL replies before posting my reply!

Reply to YoungDemCA (Reply #13)

Wed May 9, 2012, 08:57 PM

May 2012

rustydog

(9,186 posts)

14. Probably immediately after he is done taking everyones guns!

Reply to onehandle (Original post)

Wed May 9, 2012, 08:51 PM

May 2012

LadyHawkAZ

(6,199 posts)

17. The law takes effect Nov. 7

Reply to onehandle (Original post)

Wed May 9, 2012, 09:31 PM

May 2012

and I will be there to hire out my services as a witness.

I might even wear a dress. Purely out of respect, of course. Purely out of respect.

nadinbrzezinski

(154,021 posts)

19. Now you go spilling the beans.

Reply to onehandle (Original post)

Wed May 9, 2012, 09:42 PM

May 2012

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