Americans Unhappy to Be Reminded That Sarah Palin Exists

[iandhr]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) — A new poll released Thursday reveals that a broad majority of Americans describe themselves as “deeply unhappy” to have been reminded that the former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin exists.

Palin’s call for the impeachment of President Obama, a ploy to remind people that she still roams the earth, appears to have backfired, the poll shows.



With seventy-two per cent of respondents saying that they were “upset” or “very upset” to be reminded of her existence, Palin is one of three non-officeholders whose recent utterances have traumatized Americans.

According to the poll, eighty-one per cent were upset to be reminded that Ann Coulter exists, while a hundred per cent felt that way about the existence of the former Vice-President Dick Cheney.

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/americans-unhappy-to-be-reminded-that-sarah-palin-exists

[Tommy_Carcetti]

1. Borowitz.

[HassleCat]

2. And most upset are...

...those who voted for her, topped only by those who voted for and were governed by her.

[Fuddnik]

11. But, she did the right thing, and impeached herself.

Now, when does she jump on the Klown Kar?

[FSogol]

3. K & R. n/t

[Blanks]

4. Hmmm...

a hundred per cent felt that way about the existence of the former Vice-President Dick Cheney

[Gothmog]

5. I love good satire

[gademocrat7]

6. Love Borowitz

[chrisa]

7. When satire really isn't satire...

Palin is the Kanye West of politics.

[erronis]

8. I can't wait until some self-important FIFA (or other) asshole holds up a copy of a Borowitz report

And acts like it is as real as the Washington Post, or Faux NotNews - which it may be.

[Spitfire of ATJ]

9. "MILF"....

"Morons I'd Like to Forget"

-- Bill Maher

(He included Michelle Bachmann)

[Jefferson23]

10. LOL

Love it.

[tclambert]

12. What? Sarah Palin still exists? Who says?

[BlueJazz]

13. What was really strange is 152 percent were unhappy that George Bush exists.

Apparently, quite a few people voted twice.

[jwirr]

14. And yet MSM continues to act as if their viewers are just dying to hear what the opinion of these

has-beens is.

[libodem]

15. A reminder

That 78% of statistics are made up on the spot.

[mountain grammy]

16. Andy Borowitz: I love you like a son..

[byronius]

17. So Dr. John McCain Frankenstein's awful monster still roams the earth.

Shooting the fuzzies and trying to burn it all down.

Something tells me this ends badly for her. Perhaps in an epiphany? Sarah Palin has a terrible nightmare and wakes up as a hardcore progressive vegan?

Please, god. Help this to happen. A little justice, here.