Tanned, Exquisitely Coiffed Bernie Sanders Tells Supporters Corporations Actually Have Lot To Offer

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

http://www.theonion.com/article/tanned-exquisitely-coiffed-bernie-sanders-tells-su-50589

[arcane1]

1. .

The Reagan look is terrible on him

[Katashi_itto]

2. He needs a pantsuit to complete his ensemble.

[Rex]

3. Yikes!

The House Boner is not impressed.

[olddots]

4. needs a huge flag pin and a stars & stripes tie

[Duppers]

15. Yep. That'd complete the look.

[bluesbassman]

5. He needs to perfect the duck lips if he hopes to land a spot on the Jersey Shore reboot.

[joeybee12]

6. That's a great photo...

They did a good job.

[drm604]

7. I really like The Onion.

“And when you think about it, these companies aren’t just some faceless entities—they’re our neighbors, our family members, and our friends, all working together to make America the truly great nation it is.” At press time, Sanders could be seen smiling and waving from the stairs leading up to a brand-new Gulfstream personal jet before heading off to a private fundraiser at Sheldon Adelson’s estate.

[dbackjon]

18. Skip the campaign rally in Stepford, I told him. But did he listen, noooo

[Fearless]

8. I always wanted to know what would a Sanders/Bohner baby look like

Oh wait, I meant I never wanted to know.

[Roy Rolling]

9. Finally!

It's about time he got with the program. Making a play for the clueless and superficial voter is an essential element of every winning campaign.

[riderinthestorm]

10. Lol! K&R nt

[flygal]

11. OMG

I can't stop laughing at that!!

[mountain grammy]

12. yay Onion!

[Avalux]

13. Oh no!! What have they done???

If Bernie were a Republican, he would really look like that!

[In_The_Wind]

14. Someone should have offered Bernie a bit of sunblock.

[Enthusiast]

16. ...

[Divernan]

17. Corporations "pumping billions back into the economy" - LOL

Lovely sarcastic twist on the reality of corporations pimping billions to political sockpuppets.

[Vinca]

19. Now that's funny. ROFL.

[Lucky Luciano]

20. I love the republican snarl they gave him!

Makes him look like a stereotypically mean republican.

[C Moon]

21. "Tanned." I knew it had to be funny!