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[xfundy]

This message was self-deleted by its author (xfundy) on Mon May 21, 2012, 09:13 PM. When the original post in a discussion thread is self-deleted, the entire discussion thread is automatically locked so new replies cannot be posted.

[MrScorpio]

1. Someone, pass the popcorn

[Skittles]

2. because you know, only men are horny, Mr. Scorpio

[Zalatix]

7. DARN YOU!!! I was going to say that. You beat me to it!

[Vanje]

40. .....and only men are gay.......

[Skittles]

43. TOUCHE!!

[jberryhill]

5. It's like a mass beaching of dolphins

Does the Mayan calendar have anything to say about zombies being released from their crypts?

[bluesbassman]

9. Well, according to the OP, I guess you'll be wanting butter on that?

[freshwest]

52. This could have been hilarious.

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[Iggo]

3. 'Cause it's all about sex and pee-pees, huh.

[Webster Green]

4. Heh!

WTF?!

Do you have a link to this study?

Are you drunk?

[jberryhill]

6. I think "drunk" is only part of the story

I wanna hear what happened with the rest of his evening.

[Rowdyboy]

8. The difference in a gay man and a straight man is a 12 pack and a couple of joints....

Or so went the joke 40 years ago when I was in college. Sounds like you've had both.

[white_wolf]

10. I would go on a rant about how I hate when people say guys only think about sex and...

are constantly horny, but I'm too tired. Maybe, if this thread is still here tomorrow I'll post a long rant on the subject.

[silentwarrior]

11. oh I hope so

I always find your posts interesting

[Prophet 451]

12. Wow, where to start?

Let's start with the fact that actual research has shown that women are just as indiscriminatly horny as men. The difference is that women are less likely to pursue those feelings for many reasons (some of which are entirely socially constructed).

Secondly, while a lot of people (maybe most people) do fall somewhere between the extremes (including myself, I'm smack in the middle of the Kinsey scale), there are also a lot of people who are firmly on one end or the other.

[Control-Z]

15. I was going to post a response

but you've saved me the trouble. I feel the same except I fall comfortably on the straighter end.

[Chan790]

45. I have nothing to add to that. You've said exactly what I was going to. n/t

[loyalsister]

56. Thus, gay, straight, or somewhere in between are all natural\normal dispositions

It is a sound argument rooted in biological facts.

[Prophet 451]

66. Absolutely

Being gay, straight or bisexual are natural and normal variations in the human condition, as morally neutral as having brown or green eyes. And more scientific evidence for this accumulates daily.

[chknltl]

13. Even when watchin the SUPERBOWL?

Call me strange but I confess to a degree of happiness when the team I am rooting for scores but truth be told it never gave me an erection.

On a related note: I am a fan of the Seattle Seahawks, been watching them since Lincoln was President. Now I am not normally given to superstitious stuff but...... every single time that the Hawks have lost, and I mean EVERY, loss came after a night that I did not get 'lucky' with a Seahawks cheerleader! Strange huh? I've been thinking of contacting the coaching staff about this curious statistic but I suspect they would just laugh at me.

[taterguy]

14. Thank you Captain Obvious

[2on2u]

16. Sex thread alert.... that is all. n/t

[retread]

17. Somehow an 'x' was accidentally placed in front of your name.

[obamanut2012]

19. thread winner

[treestar]

18. Did someone claim there was a difference between

straight and gay men in terms of relative horniness? What's the issue and what are you arguing against?

[Iggo]

24. No.

He's saying there's no such thing as gay men. It's just that straight men are just so damn horny that they do each other!

[originalpckelly]

25. Well, that can be true...

but there are definitely gay guys.

I know this, I'm one of them.

[Iggo]

27. Yeah, I've heard of you guys!

xfundy's superscientific study says different, though. You're straight, you're horny, and by golly there's just no girls around!

[eridani]

46. That makes them heteroflexible, not gay n/t

[Iggo]

48. Heheheh..."heteroflexible".

I like it!

[JonLP24]

20. What are you saying

I don't understand what your argument is.

What is bullshit about straight/gay?

What does "guys are horny period" have to do to the "bullshit" you think?

[vaberella]

21. My aunt says men would have fun with a hole in the wall. n/t

[Skittles]

29. when my tipsy neighbor was having a problem getting his key in the doorlock

I heard his wife (who was with him) yell PUT SOME HAIR AROUND IT AND YOU'D GET IT IN

[vaberella]

54. ROFL!!!n/t

[crunch60]

64. A friend of mine who spent some time in prison, said men will fornicate

with almost anything or anybody, just because their horny. Lots of playing going on in there. Gay, straight, just didn't matter.

[eShirl]

22. nonsequitors are fun!

[silentwarrior]

23. why should it matter what you think

[DefenseLawyer]

26. Does summer camp count? I mean, summer camp doesn't count, right? n/t

[Skittles]

30. STOP IT DEFENSELAWYER

OMG

[eShirl]

28. Come back, xfundy!

Give us the context of your cryptic statement so we can help you work this out.

[craigmatic]

31. No some of us are picky about where we put our junk.

[LeftyMom]

32. Questioning peoples' identity is bullshit.

edit: So is reducing men to life support systems for dicks.

[Yavin4]

33. Wow. Maybe The Most Ignorant Post in the History of DU.

Amazingly ignorant.

[uppityperson]

34. Well, aren't you special.

Yup, only guys are horny. Being horny is what determines sexual orientation. Sexual orientation is all about sex.

And the jury voted to leave this 1-5. Incredible.

[nobodyspecial]

35. Seriously?

I just sent an alert as well. It's insulting to the community to allow this crap. No wonder so many people have left.

[uppityperson]

37. Yup. And it is TOS problem so hosts aren't locking it. Incredible.

and yes, 1-5 to leave. I was at least the 3rd to alert as I have seen something elsewhere from someone else saying they'd alerted on it also.

[nobodyspecial]

38. I posted about it in Meta if you care to chime in

This post is wrong on so many levels and the jury decision is even worse.

[LeftyMom]

39. Make that at least #4.

Somebody needs to be shown the door.

[uppityperson]

41. I think it is the wrong forum for this sort of humor. I pm'd him asking if would self delete

as it is offensive. We shall see.

[obamanut2012]

44. FYI

It's a pattern.

[uppityperson]

50. ?

[obamanut2012]

67. Not you -- I promise!

[Quantess]

53. I was asked to be on the jury duty, but I couldn't decide.

First I said Leave it because it's boneheaded, then I said Hide it because it could be the start of an interesting discussion....no wait... so I went back and tried to change my vote to match the written description... but I still couldn't decide. So I opted out.

[spanone]

36. t3

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[one_voice]

42. oh shit.

[Comrade_McKenzie]

47. I am so sex of people spreading the lie that all men think about is sex. nt

[Electric Monk]

51. LOL, welcome to DU :)

nt

[freshwest]

55. The poster is talking about his thinking about sex, not anyone else thinking about having sex. IMHO.

That can't be a grammatically correct sentence.

[provis99]

49. I think cars are sexy. Especially the tailpipes.

[stevenleser]

57. This was a pretty trolly OP. Wait, is 'trolly' a word?

[eShirl]

60. ding ding ding

went the trolly

[Son of Gob]

61. The bell went ding, ding, ding

The trolly went clang, clang, clang. That leaves the heartstrings which as we all know went zing, zing, zing.








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[eShirl]

62. you forgot: and it's spelled "trolley"

[Son of Gob]

63. I've got no problem with the spelling.

[ElboRuum]

70. No.

This? Trolley.



This? Trolly.

[Hell Hath No Fury]

58. I think hit and run flame bait is bullshit.

[NNN0LHI]

59. Only way someone will prove I played with dolls when I was a kid is with photographic evidence

[xfundy]

65. Ever write a letter, not meaning to send it?

I didn't think i hit the post button on this one. Yes, really.

But, what I was trying to get into is something along these lines--

I'm gay. Never even had a flicker of attraction to girls, except as great friends. I've been hit on by married guys, some of whom get pissed off if I tell them I'm not going to be a party to cheating. I'm not claiming to be irresistible or any kind of catch, and haven't had a date in a couple of years.

The idea of classifying people as one or the other is harmful, as should be obvious. (I should have been gender inclusive in the OP.) Many gay people, myself once included, considered bi a cop-out. The fact of the matter is people should start worrying about their own lives and stay out of others'.

Near the turn of the century, after Magnus Hirschfeld devised the classification, fundies, "doctors," and uptight society types made an industry out of demonizing people, and that industry is thriving now.

The insistence on dividing/demonizing based on something as personal as sex is dangerous to society. yet some have put so much misplaced "pride" in being heterosexual, the problem has become compounded and probably intractable.

A discussion I didn't then and don't now have the energy or intelligence to solve.

So, apologies for the post.

[uppityperson]

68. THANK YOU FOR YOUR EXPLANATION!

sorry for yelling but hoping others might see it. Thanks, it happens. Another possibility might be to self delete the OP since that way no one else would read, reply? I heard you have a dry sense of humor and thought it might be that, miscommunication. Thanks again.

[Fearless]

69. You could self delete it. No?

[obamanut2012]

71. No, I never have

[xfundy]

72. OK, so should I delete it?

I then worry it could come back to haunt me as though I had made a statement then ran away from it.