Rat's *ss crazy, you bet! . . . Please come CAPTION Lou Dobbs!!!

[skip fox]

Lou ("Cotton Mather is my favorite philosopher&quot Dobbs is saying: "You can draw a direct line of between 1963 when school prayer was outlawed and the mass shootings on campuses today. . . . If you kick God out of the classroom, guess who comes in??? . . . And who does Satan bring with him? . . . . You guessed it: some nut with half-a-dozen-guns, twenty clips, and an issue, that’s who! . . . . Name me one school shooting before '63! . . . . Then look at today! . . . Why does no one seen the connection but me?"



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Above CAPTION based on a Fox clip at Media Matters:

http://mediamatters.org/video/2015/10/05/lou-dobbs-there-is-almost-a-straight-line-betwe/205968

[bullimiami]

1. Either Dobbs is a dingbat or he needs a new research team

This didn't take but 2 minutes

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_attacks_related_to_primary_schools

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_attacks_related_to_secondary_schools

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_attacks_related_to_post-secondary_schools

[skip fox]

2. CAPTIONing at DU has traditionally been a creative

activity. But we often try to channel the essence of our subject. In the case of this CAPTION only the first sentence resembles Dobbs'. The rest exaggerates for satirical purposes. (But if you look at the clip, the exaggeration is not much. . . . I.e., it's getting harder and harder to satirize these wack-jobs.)

[dembotoz]

3. feel your pain...like to add but often the real quote is more absurd than anything i got

[MrMickeysMom]

4. I'm shriveling up after drinking Jeebus juice...

... Sorry, but I see no reason to capture Lou... He's disintegrating right in front of our eyes. Who even watches this has-been anymore?

So, he's trying tele-evangelism now? Big deal. Join the bimbos on the couch, Lou.

[skip fox]

5. "I keep hearing voices."

[GreatGazoo]

6. "Would the cameraman and the stage manager please pass the dutchie

...down the left hand side..."

[MiniMe]

7. There was no Fox News in 1963

[Johonny]

8. Theirs a direct line from Lou Dobbs to God. If you need to know what God is thinking just ask me.

I'll tell you what God is thinking. God is thinking your kids praying at home and church is not enough for the Lord. If you aren't praying every single waking minute of the day, the Lord will strike you dead. He'll strike you dead by allowing some gun wielding maniac into your life to shoot you. God does this because he loves you, but not as much as he loves school prayer.

[skip fox]

9. Lou Dobbs is saying:

I actually like to pull out each pubic hair individually. . . . That way it lasts longer. . . . I love it! . . . It hurts so good!"