Bwah-HAH!1 Trump has a Mini-Me/sockpuppet/Michael COHEN. Well of *course* he does!1

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On Reliable Sources, this Mini-Me unloaded the most incredible panegyric of TRUMP, not heard since Marc Antony's speech for Caesar -- or, ahem, since the most recent time TRUMP has talked about himself!1 Yaaas, according to Mini-Me, TRUMP embodies anything and everything the country of America has ever been or wanted to be!1

The two items below are old, but what is it with the TRUMPsters basing self-worth (theirs or that of others) on how "attractive" or not the subject person is?!1

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http://www.businessinsider.com/donald-trump-lawyer-michael-cohen-wife-ivana-2015-7

[font size=5]Donald Trump's lawyer goes nuts on reporters for writing controversial story about Trump and his ex-wife[/font]

.... "It's obviously false," Donald Trump told Newsday of the accusation in 1993, according to The Daily Beast. "It's incorrect and done by a guy without much talent ... He is a guy that is an unattractive guy who is a vindictive and jealous person."

When pressed, Cohen made an assertion that there was no such thing as a man raping his wife, a comment that drew the ire of US Sen. Claire McCaskill (D-Missouri): ....

From there, Cohen threatened the reporters with legal action:
"I will make sure that you and I meet one day while we're in the courthouse. And I will take you for every penny you still don't have. And I will come after your Daily Beast and everybody else that you possibly know," Cohen said. "So I'm warning you, tread very fucking lightly, because what I'm going to do to you is going to be fucking disgusting. You understand me?"

"You write a story that has Mr. Trump's name in it, with the word rape, and I'm going to mess your life up … for as long as you're on this frickin' planet … you're going to have judgments against you, so much money, you'll never know how to get out from underneath it," he added. ...

"Though there's many literal senses to the word, if you distort it, and you put Mr. Trump's name there onto it, rest assured, you will suffer the consequences. So you do whatever you want. You want to ruin your life at the age of 20? You do that, and I'll be happy to serve it right up to you," he added.




http://www.thedailybeast.com/cheats/2015/07/28/cohen-trump-campaign-finance-law.html

[font size=5]What Does Trump’s Lawyer Really Do?[/font]

Buzzfeed News's Rosie Gray raised questions about Donald Trump special counsel Michael Cohen's role with the Trump presidential campaign and whether he may be violating campaign finance laws. Cohen has no official role on the campaign. "Michael Cohen is a corporate employee and is not affiliated with the campaign in any way," Trump campaign manager Corey Lewandowski told CNN. However, there are indications that there is close coordination between Cohen and the campaign.

The Daily Beast reached out to Trump campaign spokesperson Hope Hicks on Monday regarding allegations Ivana Trump made about an incident in 1989. Ivana had characterized the incident as "rape" in a divorce deposition, but later clarified she wasn't talking about it in the literal or criminal sense. Hicks asked for a question in writing, via e-mail. The Daily Beast then heard back from Cohen, who proceeded to argue that spousal rape was not illegal. In that conversation, Cohen repeatedly read from the e-mail that we had sent the Trump campaign, suggesting that it had been forwarded between the Trump campaign and his corporate organization.

Citing a campaign finance regulations expert, Buzzfeed said it could be a violation of the law if Cohen were to reduce the amount of time working for the Trump in favor of the campaign without reducing his Trump Organization pay—this could constitute an illegal corporate in-kind contribution to Trump's campaign. It could also be a violation of the law if Cohen did more than four hours a month of campaign work during working hours, as that would be unlawful use of corporate resources for a federal campaign.

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