Necroconservative Debate

[H2O Man]

-- Mike Huckabee
Mr. Haney’s half-brother
Traveling through Green Acres
Preaching to the sinners
Finding few new takers.

-- Rand Paul
Yappy ankle-biter
Poodle/ west highland terrier
Waiting at the republican shelter
For campaign to be put to sleep.

-- Carly Fiorina
Mutant preying mantis
Feasting on morsels of decay
Pre-Halloween costume
The Swine of Babylon.

-- John Kasich
Death throes of a
Salesman’s campaign
His american dream is
Of a VP position.

-- Jeb Bush
Frankenstein-headed monster
Reduced to ‘50s sitcom nerd
Company man devoured by
Lord of the Flies.

-- Donald Trump
“Hate, fear, panic”
Goebbels the turkey
Symbol and symptom
Of a brazen new world disorder.

-- Chris Christie
Pork chop-faced swine
Soprano reject screams
Lights, camera, inaction
Closed-bridge campaign.

-- Ted Cruz
Always remember:
W called him obnoxious
Nothing more
Need be said.

-- Dr. Ben Carson
The boring man risen
To the depths of tedium
Let us send flowers
To Algernon’s campaign.

-- Marco Rubio
The shark puppet
Attacking the bloated
Lifeless corpse of
Barbara Bush’s campaign.

[malaise]

1. Delish

Truly magnificent

Wish I could rec more than once.

[H2O Man]

4. Thank you.

I wrote it while watching the darned thing the other night, and figured it would be worth posting. Haven't been here much lately ......

[LongTomH]

2. Good free verse!!!

[H2O Man]

6. Thanks!

Much appreciated.

[Octafish]

3. Excellent Epithets, H20 Man.

Superheroes of the BFEE: Barkolok the War Whorse



Catchphrase: "Hic! Thass'ts bee-yoo-dee-full. More War. More War. Burp."

[meow2u3]

5. K&R for culture

Good nicknames. Carly Fiorina = preying mantis