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Wed Nov 4, 2015, 07:05 AM

‘Liberal Media’ Columnist Officially Declares War On Ted Cruz – And It’s Hilarious

Ted Cruz declared war on the liberal media in a fundraising letter that Chicago Tribune columnist Rex Huppke received. Cruz called CNBC’s moderators “left-wing operatives,” according to The Hill, and actually got angry with them during the debate itself. Huppke won’t take this lying down, and has declared war on Ted Cruz.

Huppke started his column, which he called, “Ted Cruz declares war on ‘liberal media’ — so I declare war on Ted Cruz,” by flat-out saying he declares war on Cruz. Just like the headline states. Huppke isn’t known for beating around the bush in his commentaries, so it’s not totally surprising that he would be this blunt this early.

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OFFICIAL DECLARATION OF WAR:

Whereas Ted Cruz has formally declared war against the people of the mainstream (or lamestream or liberal) media of the United States of America:

Therefore, be it Resolved by the Secret Cabal of Liberal Media Overlords that the state of war between the media and Ted Cruz, which has thus been thrust upon the media by Ted Cruz being a total jerk, is hereby formally declared. Rex Huppke, as a representative of the media, is hereby authorized and directed to employ the entire forces available to the media, including but not limited to: pens that can be waved in a menacing manner; paper-cut inducing notepads; barrels of ink; and limitless Internet space, to carry on war against Ted Cruz and to bring the conflict to a successful termination.


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