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Recent media headlines like "Your cat may want to kill you, study finds" and "Bad news, your cat probably wants to kill you" suggest that our feline companions have aggressive thoughts toward us. That, like big cats, our mini-cats are predators that want to kill us, too.
It's not the first time cats have garnered a bad rap in the media. Cats do kill birds and small mammals, but the exaggeration of the numbers has been a problem, as Vox Felina blogger Peter J. Wolf notes. And the sensationalist "cats may want to kill you" meme is even worse.
This whole thing started when researchers Marieke Cassia Gartner, David M. Powell and Alexander Wess published an article in the Journal of Comparative Psychology in 2014 called "Personality structure in the Domestic Cat (Felis silvestris catus), Scottish Wildcat (Felis silvestris grampia), Clouded Leopard (Neofelis nebulosa), Snow Leopard (Panthera uncia), and African Lion (Panthera leo): A Comparative Study."
Somehow, a whole year later, the murderous headlines went viral based on a misunderstanding of what the paper actually reports.
http://www.npr.org/sections/13.7/2015/11/12/455725899/your-cat-doesn-t-really-want-to-kill-you?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=npr&utm_term=nprnews&utm_content=2038
shenmue
(38,506 posts)hifiguy
(33,688 posts)ear scratches and litter box cleanings. They are way too smart to even consider dispatching their servants.
MerryBlooms
(11,770 posts)Head boops, resting a paw in my hand, touching noses, making biscuits when they are near or on me, purring and/or chatting back when I talk to them, howling for me when they can't find me... I have no doubt I'm considered 'mom' and they have a genuine affection for me.
hifiguy
(33,688 posts)They love us as much as we love them.
MerryBlooms
(11,770 posts)I really like the animation.
hifiguy
(33,688 posts)on the results page.
MerryBlooms
(11,770 posts)hifiguy
(33,688 posts)Not my thing at all, but live and let live, at least until they spill my drink. A very old friend of mine, a fine cartoonist, is a "moderate" furry. Goes to the cons, but I don't think he's a "hardcore" furry. He did introduce me to My Little Pony - Friendship is Magic, though.
I became a serious, convention-going, save every episode, participating member of the brony fandom because of him. And for that I am gonna come back in my next life as a squirrel and run up his pants leg.
VanillaRhapsody
(21,115 posts)that is why they stare at you in the morning....they are checking to see if you are still breathing....because they are hungry!
bunnies
(15,859 posts)She wants to get at me while Im still fresh.
COLGATE4
(14,732 posts)cop novels where 2 patrolmen are discussing an elderly lady who insists that they stop by and check on the dog every day, in case she has died in the meantime. The first officer suggests that it's 'probably because she's afraid it hasn't been fed', to which the second responds 'or because she's afraid it has been'.
MerryBlooms
(11,770 posts)Romulox
(25,960 posts)Marie Provost did not look her best
The day the cops bust into her lonely nest
In the cheap hotel up on Hollywood West
July 29
She'd been lyin' there for two or three weeks
The neighbors said they never heard a squeak
For hungry eyes that could not speak
Said even little doggie's have got to eat
She was the winner
That became the doggie's dinner
She never meant that much to me
Woe, poor Marie
Marie Provost was a movie queen
Mysterious angel of the silent screen
And run like the wind the nation's young men steam
When Marie crossed the silent screen
Oh she came out west from New York
But when the talkies came Marie just couldn't cope
Her public said Marie take a walk
All the way back to New York
She was the winner
That became the doggie's dinner
She never meant that much to me
But now I see, poor Marie
Those twin balms didn't help her sleep
As her nights grew long and her days grew bleak
It's all downhill once you've passed your peak
Mary got ready for that last big sleep
The cops came in and they looked around
Throwing up everywhere over what they found
The handywork of Marie's little dachshund
That hungry little dachshund
She was the winner
That became the doggie's dinner
She never meant that much to me
Woe, poor Marie
Poor Marie, poor Marie, poor poor Marie
Poor Marie, poor Marie, poor Marie
Guy Whitey Corngood
(26,501 posts)MerryBlooms
(11,770 posts)Guy Whitey Corngood
(26,501 posts)to them.
MerryBlooms
(11,770 posts)phantom power
(25,966 posts)The AI does not hate you, nor does it love you, but you are made out of atoms which it can use for something else.
Eliezer Yudkowsky
MerryBlooms
(11,770 posts)unnaturally interested on recycling day...
hifiguy
(33,688 posts)this profound question
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1630897/
bvar22
(39,909 posts)just make me bleed a little.
MerryBlooms
(11,770 posts)I think he'll grow out of it. Our two felines only catch me on accident these days, and when I complain, they actually seem a bit remorseful.
Tipperary
(6,930 posts)I love them and they love me back.
MerryBlooms
(11,770 posts)And, you're absolutely right in that they love you back. No doubt in my mind.
I'd be lost without them.
Kennah
(14,273 posts)Cat climbed up on a high shelf, which cats are prone to do, then got stuck and would not come down. Cat was whining and crying for hours, so my friend Dave figured the cat wasn't going to come down on his own.
Dave is about 6'2", but the apartment had 10' ceilings. Even standing on a step stool, he could not reach the cat. So here he stood on a step stool, calling the cat, attempting to lure it to him. Didn't work. Then the cat spooked, ran, and knocked a heavy box off the shelf. Where did the box go? Straight down on Dave. Hit him right in the face as he looked up, knocked him off the step stool, and literally knocked him unconscious for a few moments.
It's OK. You can laugh out loud. I am. I about died the first time he told me the story.
MerryBlooms
(11,770 posts)I'm glad your friend and his cat ended up okay.
hifiguy
(33,688 posts)or on top of a bookcase.
Vinca
(50,276 posts)He's been sick all week and I've been keeping him hydrated and fed as much as possible with a feeding syringe. Poor thing. He's improving though and will be back to his lover boy self in a few days.
MerryBlooms
(11,770 posts)the occasional fur ball hack, but that's it.
Big for you and your little sweetie. I hope he's back on his paws soon. Poor baby.
Vinca
(50,276 posts)The older cat had a slight reaction, too, but was still eating and drinking. I'm sure they'll both be fine soon.
MerryBlooms
(11,770 posts)Poor little sweethearts, and you too. There's nothing worse than the stress of a sick loved one. Let us know how things are going tomorrow and over the weekend.
tularetom
(23,664 posts)He was one of the barn cats and he probably weighed about 25 lbs and had a head the size of a softball, and one ear half chewed off.
He was a hunter beyond compare, he used to leave headless pigeon squirrel and gopher carcasses on our deck or in the driveway and once he dragged a dead rattlesnake up onto the deck. Our grandson was 3 or 4 at the time and the cat hated his guts, probably because the child was so erratic and jerky in his movements. He finally succumbed to injuries he sustained in a fight, probably with a raccoon, after living here about 12 years.
I really loved that mean ol cat but it would not surprise me one bit if he would eat a small human given the chance.
hifiguy
(33,688 posts)BAD ASS CAT.
MerryBlooms
(11,770 posts)cwydro
(51,308 posts)But my cats, dogs, chickens, ducks, and geese seem to feel quite kindly toward me.
Though the gander can be persnickety at times.
MerryBlooms
(11,770 posts)Stay strong!
cwydro
(51,308 posts)but mean as a snake.
Here he is with his bride of Frankenstein, a Guinea hen that was equally mean:
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MerryBlooms
(11,770 posts)I didn't know Guinea hens were ornery... maybe she didn't like the cut of his jib. lol
cwydro
(51,308 posts)She was his wingman. Cornered the chickens so he could, um, "have his way" with them. Lol.
I gave them away together and can only hope they still live on this earth.
But I doubt it.
No meaner rooster ever lived. I kept him for five years, and he only got meaner. He even chased the dogs and cats. I still have scars on my legs from him.
He was supposed to be a hen, but oops. I bought him with a bunch of other chicks and he was called Snowflake lol. We loved him and he was a cuddle bunny.
One day, however, we heard that morning crow. And then his personality changed. Almost overnight.
But he was a pretty. pretty boy.